Motherlover The Lonely Island
Song: Mother Lover
Intro: Am Em F
[Am] Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I [Em]forgot its [F]Mothers Day
[Am] Didn't get a gift for her
[Em]Other plans got [F]in the way
[Am] She'll be so disappointed
[Em] Damn I for[F]got it too
[Am] This could have been avoided
[Em]What the hell are we [F]gonna do?
[Am] My moms been so forlorn [Em]ever since my [F]daddy left, COLD
[Am] No one to hold her tight [Em]life has put her [F]to the test
[Am] I know just what you mean, [Em]my mom's been so [F]sad and gray, WORD
[Am] My dad can't satisfy her in the [Em]bedroom ever since he [F]passed away
[Am]Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm [Em]thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm [F]thinkin' too
[Am]Slow up, What time is it [Em]dawg, it's time for a [F]switcharoo
[Am] We both love our moms, [Em]women with grown [F]women needs
[Am] I say we break 'em off, [Em]show 'em how much they [F]really mean
Chorus:
'Cause [G]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each [Am]others mothers, f*** each [F]others moms
I'll [G]push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [Am]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [F]others moms
'Cause [G]every mother's day needs a mother's night
If [Am]doing it is wrong, I don't [Em]wanna be right[F]
I'm [Am]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Em]do it my[F]self
To [Am]me you're like a brother, so [Em]be my mother [F]lover
[Am] I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you [Em]mom clutchin' on this [F]lube and roses
[Am] I got my digital camera, [Em]I'mma make your momma do a [F]million poses
[Am] They will be so surprised,[Em] we are so [F]cool and thoughtful
[Am] Can't wait to pork your mom, [Em]Im'ma be the syrup she can [F]be my waffle
[Am]Show'd up, my mother loves [Em]bubble bath with [F]chamomile
[Am] [Em] [F]
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
[Am] This is the perfect plan, [Em]for a perfect [F]mother's day
[Am] They'll have to rename this one [Em]all up under the [F]covers day
Chorus:
'Cause [G]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each [Am]others mothers ,f*** each [F]others moms
I'll [G]push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [Am]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [F]others moms, break it down
[G]It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Am]It would be my honor to [F]be your new step-father
And [G]while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And [Am]while I'm in your mother, I'll [F]never use a rubber, Oh!
'Cause [G]every mother's day needs a mother's night
If [Am]doing it is wrong, I don't [Em]wanna be right[F]
I'm [Am]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Em]do it my[F]self
To [Am]me you're like a brother, so [Em]be my mother [F]lover
They [G]blessed us both with the gift of life
She [Am]brought you in this world so Im'ma [Em]sex her right[F]
This is the [Am]second best idea that we've [Em]ever had[F]
The [Am]choice can be no other, [Em]be my mother [F]lover
[Am]Happy Mother's Day
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Capo 5 Version
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Capo 5
Intro: Em Bm C
[Em] Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I [Bm]forgot its [C]Mothers Day
[Em] Didn't get a gift for her
[Bm]Other plans got [C]in the way
[Em] She'll be so disappointed
[Bm] Damn I for[C]got it too
[Em] This could have been avoided
[Bm]What the hell are we [C]gonna do?
[Em] My moms been so forlorn [Bm]ever since my [C]daddy left, COLD
[Em] No one to hold her tight [Bm]life has put her [C]to the test
[Em] I know just what you mean, [Bm]my mom's been so [C]sad and gray, WORD
[Em] My dad can't satisfy her in the [Bm]bedroom ever since he [C]passed away
[Em]Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm [Bm]thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm [C]thinkin' too
[Em]Slow up, What time is it [Bm]dawg, it's time for a [C]switcharoo
[Em] We both love our moms, [Bm]women with grown [C]women needs
[Em] I say we break 'em off, [Bm]show 'em how much they [C]really mean
Chorus:
'Cause [d]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each [Em]others mothers, f*** each [C]others moms
I'll [d]push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [Em]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [C]others moms
'Cause [d]every mother's day needs a mother's night
If [Em]doing it is wrong, I don't [Bm]wanna be right[C]
I'm [Em]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Bm]do it my[C]self
To [Em]me you're like a brother, so [Bm]be my mother [C]lover
[Em] I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you [Bm]mom clutchin' on this [C]lube and roses
[Em] I got my digital camera, [Bm]I'mma make your momma do a [C]million poses
[Em] They will be so surprised,[Bm] we are so [C]cool and thoughtful
[Em] Can't wait to pork your mom, [Bm]Im'ma be the syrup she can [C]be my waffle
[Em]Show'd up, my mother loves [Bm]bubble bath with [C]chamomile
[Em] [Bm] [C]
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
[Em] This is the perfect plan, [Bm]for a perfect [C]mother's day
[Em] They'll have to rename this one [Bm]all up under the [C]covers day
Chorus:
'Cause [d]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each [Em]others mothers ,f*** each [C]others moms
I'll [d]push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [Em]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [C]others moms, break it down
[d]It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Em]It would be my honor to [C]be your new step-father
And [d]while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And [Em]while I'm in your mother, I'll [C]never use a rubber, Oh!
'Cause [d]every mother's day needs a mother's night
If [Em]doing it is wrong, I don't [Bm]wanna be right[C]
I'm [Em]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Bm]do it my[C]self
To [Em]me you're like a brother, so [Bm]be my mother [C]lover
They [d]blessed us both with the gift of life
She [Em]brought you in this world so Im'ma [Bm]sex her right[C]
This is the [Em]second best idea that we've [Bm]ever had[C]
The [Em]choice can be no other, [Bm]be my mother [C]lover
[Em]Happy Mother's Day
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Capo 7 Version
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Capo 7
Intro: Dm Am Bb
[Dm] Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I [Am]forgot its [Bb]Mothers Day
[Dm] Didn't get a gift for her
[Am]Other plans got [Bb]in the way
[Dm] She'll be so disappointed
[Am] Damn I for[Bb]got it too
[Dm] This could have been avoided
[Am]What the hell are we [Bb]gonna do?
[Dm] My moms been so forlorn [Am]ever since my [Bb]daddy left, COLD
[Dm] No one to hold her tight [Am]life has put her [Bb]to the test
[Dm] I know just what you mean, [Am]my mom's been so [Bb]sad and gray, WORD
[Dm] My dad can't satisfy her in the [Am]bedroom ever since he [Bb]passed away
[Dm]Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm [Am]thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm [Bb]thinkin' too
[Dm]Slow up, What time is it [Am]dawg, it's time for a [Bb]switcharoo
[Dm] We both love our moms, [Am]women with grown [Bb]women needs
[Dm] I say we break 'em off, [Am]show 'em how much they [Bb]really mean
Chorus:
'Cause [C]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each [Dm]others mothers, f*** each [Bb]others moms
I'll [C]push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [Dm]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [Bb]others moms
'Cause [C]every mother's day needs a mother's night
If [Dm]doing it is wrong, I don't [Am]wanna be right[Bb]
I'm [Dm]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Am]do it my[Bb]self
To [Dm]me you're like a brother, so [Am]be my mother [Bb]lover
[Dm] I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you [Am]mom clutchin' on this [Bb]lube and roses
[Dm] I got my digital camera, [Am]I'mma make your momma do a [Bb]million poses
[Dm] They will be so surprised,[Am] we are so [Bb]cool and thoughtful
[Dm] Can't wait to pork your mom, [Am]Im'ma be the syrup she can [Bb]be my waffle
[Dm]Show'd up, my mother loves [Am]bubble bath with [Bb]chamomile
[Dm] [Am] [Bb]
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
[Dm] This is the perfect plan, [Am]for a perfect [Bb]mother's day
[Dm] They'll have to rename this one [Am]all up under the [Bb]covers day
Chorus:
'Cause [C]I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
We should f*** each [Dm]others mothers ,f*** each [Bb]others moms
I'll [C]push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [Dm]sh** is crazy, f***in' each [Bb]others moms, break it down
[C]It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Dm]It would be my honor to [Bb]be your new step-father
And [C]while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And [Dm]while I'm in your mother, I'll [Bb]never use a rubber, Oh!
'Cause [C]every mother's day needs a mother's night
If [Dm]doing it is wrong, I don't [Am]wanna be right[Bb]
I'm [Dm]callin' on you 'cause I can't [Am]do it my[Bb]self
To [Dm]me you're like a brother, so [Am]be my mother [Bb]lover
They [C]blessed us both with the gift of life
She [Dm]brought you in this world so Im'ma [Am]sex her right[Bb]
This is the [Dm]second best idea that we've [Am]ever had[Bb]
The [Dm]choice can be no other, [Am]be my mother [Bb]lover
[Dm]Happy Mother's Day
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