Asshole World Renown Stuart Davis
www.stuartdavis.com
Date: Sunday November 17, 2002
Subject: d/davis_stuart/asshole_world_renown.tab
Asshole World Renown by Stuart Davis from the album 16 Nudes
Submitted by Dave (WuPhish@aol.com)
Standard Tuning: EADGBE
Intro:
Progression 1:
[B] [E] [A] [F#] [B] [E] [A7] [F#]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [1] [2] [3] [4]
E|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3--|--2-2-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3--| B|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-0-3-3-3-3--|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-3--| G|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-0-4-4-4-4--|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-2-2-2-2-4--| D|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-0-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-2-2-2-2-5--| A|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-5--| E|--2-2---0-0-------3-3-3-3--|--2-2---0-0-------0-0-0-3--|
Progression 2:
[B] [E] [A] [F#] [B] [E] [A] [F#]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [1] [2] [3] [4]
E|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3--|--2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3--| B|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-0-3-3-3-3--|--4-4-0-0-0-0-2-2-0-3-3-3--| G|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-0-4-4-4-4--|--4-4-0-1-1-0-2-2-0-4-4-4--| D|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-0-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-0-2-2-0-2-2-0-5-5-5--| A|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-0-2-2-0-0-0-0-5-5-5--| E|--2-2---0-0-------3-3-3-3--|--2-2---0-0-------0-3-3-3--|
Mute chord progression 2 during verses.
Progression 3:
[D] [A] [E] [A] [D] [A]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [1] [2] [3] [4] [1] [2] [3] [4]
E|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------| B|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------| G|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------| D|-7799-7799-----------|-9999-9999-----------|-7799-7799-----------| A|-5555-5555-7799-7799-|-7777-7777-7799-7799-|-5555-5555-7799-7799-| E|-----------5555-5555-|-----------5555-5555-|-----------5555-5555-|
G F# "Asshole world re- nown
[1] [2] [3] [4] [1] [2]
E|-3--------------0-----|-------------------| Back into B|-3----------------0---|-------------------| progression 1. G|-4------------3-------|-------------------| D|-5------------4-------|-------------------| A|-5------------4-------|---------5-----4---| E|-3---------2----------|-2--0--------------|
Verse 1 w/Progression 2:
[B]Bored [E]stiff with my [A]wallet [F#]fat
I or[B]dained my[E]self a [A]diplo[F#]mat
[B]bought a [E]plane and some [A]aero[F#]sol
[B]sprayed my [E]name on [A] [F#]China's Wa[B]ll[E] [A] [F#]
Verse 2 w/Progression 2:
Then I [B]pissed all [E]over the [A]Kremlin [F#]steps
[B]punched a [E]monk [A]in Ti[F#]bet
got [B]drunk and dis[E]ordered in the [A]old Big [F#]Apple
[B]passed [E]gas in[A] the [F#]Cistine Cha[B]pel[E] [A] [F#]
Verse 3 with Progression 3:
[D]I've thrown darts at the [A]Mona Lisa
[E]tied lead weights to the [A]tower of Pisa
[D]sold salt water in the [A]big Sahara
then I [G]took a shit in the [F#]Riviera
Asshole World Renown
Progression 2, one time no vocal
Verse 4 with Progession 2:
Went to Rome and spread V.D.
robbed the homeless in Tahiti
was slapped by a woman in the great Euphrates
kidnapped kids in the slums of Haiti
Verse 5 with Progression 2:
Play high E string open on all chords
Poisoned livestock in Korea
tainted foodshelves in Tanzania
torched Saigon like a Buddhist pyro
slashed tires in the streets of Cairo
Verse 6 with Progression 2:
keep playing F# at "my bare hands"
right into the next verse.
I chucked eggs at Castro's doorway
I once puked on the king of Norway
for eighteen days I roamed Japan
choking little kittens with my bare hands
Verse 7 with Progression 3:
Stuck my gum on Venus De Milo
did Zimbabwe shooting rhinos
ran nude straight through Nepal
spit my chew in the Taj Mahal
Asshole World Renown
End with progression 1.
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