Too Fat Polka Bobby Vinton
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Oh, [A]I don't want her, you can have her
Sh[D]e's too fat for me
Sh[A]e's too fat for me
Sh[D]e's too fat for me
[A]I don't want her, you can have her,
Sh[D]e's too fat for me
Sh[G]e's too fat, sh[A]e's too fat
Sh[D]e's too f[A]at for m[D]e
I get d[G]izzy
I get n[D]umbo
When I'm d[A]ancing
With my J[D]um-Jum-Jumbo
She's a tw[G]osome,
She's a f[D]oursome
If she'd l[A]ose some
I would l[D]ike her more some
C[G]an she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, n[D]o
C[D]an she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, n[G]o
D[G]oes she fit in your coupe?
B[C]y herself she's a gr[Am]oup
Co[A]uld she possibly
S[G]it upon your knee?
N[A]o, n[D]o, n[G]o
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