Welcome to YouTube Bo Burnham
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Intro
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[D]I used to w[G]alk through life,[Bm] [A] now I fr[D]olic.[G] [Bm] [A]
[D]Youtube has been like a fa[G]ther to me,
Except Yout[Bm]ube's n[A]ot an alcholi[D]c.[G] [Bm] [A]
[D]Before Youtube I was just a s[G]kinny white kid,
that thought he was fu[Bm]nnier, & co[A]oler
than he actually was.[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
and n[D]ow not much has cha[G]nged,
but[Bm] I have a [A]shitload of money[D].[G] [Bm] [A]
Because Yo[Bm]utube is a place for p[G]eople to share their ide[A]as.
[Bm]If by people you mean
1[G]3-year-old girls,
and by id[A]eas you mean
how they love the [A]Jonas Brothers.
I[Bm]'m just kidding
But l[G]et's be honest,
that's a hefty majorit[A]y.
And if yo[Bm]u don't believe [G]me
Yo[D]u must be a no[A]ob
Chorus
[A]So, Welcome to Youtube[D]!
You don't kn[G]ow what you're missing,
and ju[Bm]st by searching,
"Wom[A]en Kissing".
-It's You[D]tube!
This cou[G]ntry's been needing a
ge[Bm]neration of kids who
don't wa[A]ste their time reading.
A[G]m I the only one who thinks that
Lisa Nova's h[A]ot?
And Chris Crocker's not[D]...[G] [Bm] [A]
he's hotte[D]r.[G] [Bm] [A]
[D]Most of the best Y[G]outubers
are either [Bm]asian or their g[A]ay.
So if the[D]re's an untapped
youtube c[G]elebrity,
and his[Bm] name is George Tak[A]ei
and your[D] favorite coat
has a do[G]o-doo stain.
I pr[Bm]ay to god that it's
[A]chocolate rain
And [D]I find videos of
b[G]abies laughing a b[Bm]it int[A]rusive.[D] [G] [Bm] [A]
[D]Because Barack Obama w[G]on the election because of [A]Youtube
Wait, di[D]d I say y[G]outube?
I meant the [A]black vote
And I think Y[D]outube and F[G]red are
"S[A]o Cool!"
And W[D]hat The Buck!
will be [G]back i[Bm]n a jiffy l[A]ube
[A]So, Welcome to Youtub[D]e![G]
Y[A]eah...
[A]So, Welcome to Yout[D]ube!
[G]Hey...[A]
[A]Welcome to Youtub[D]e!
[D]I said, lis[G]ten and linger,
C[Bm]harlie the Unicorn b[A]it my finger!
It's youtube[D]!
The im[G]pact is evident.
Miss T[Bm]een South Carolina just r[A]an for Vice President!
Uploa[D]d a video,
[G]You have nothing to los[A]e!
except all your friends[D]...[G] [Bm]
& the app[A]roval of your parent[D]s..[G] [Bm] [A]
"[D]Hi, my Mary, and I[G]'m 19 years-old
I got dr[Bm]unk at a party, and I think som[A]eone
was video-taping it, but I don't want
a[D]nyone to see it, cuz
I[G] showed half of my b[A]oob!"
Sorry Mary!--
[A]Welcome to Youtube[D]![G] [Bm] [A]
Say Hello to Youtube[D]![G] [Bm] [A]
Yeah...
Say goodbye to your College[D] Scholarship.[Bm] [A]
And i[Bm]t will keep on going and it'll never sto[A]p!
Until it's privatize[D]d.
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