Feminist Housewives Bitch and Animal
FEMINIST HOUSEWIVES - BITCH AND ANIMAL - SOUR JUICE AND RHYME
Chords:
[Gb] [E] [D] [Db] [B]
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This is the story of Betty and Sue
Two women left their husbands... For each other
(One, two, three and... *laugh*)[Gb] [E] [Gb] [E] [DB] [D] [B] [Gb] [E] [Gb] [E] [DB] [D] [B] [Gb] [E] [Gb] [E] [D]
[D]I was watching opera yesterday
And Gloria Steinem came on to say
Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?
Gloria Steinem?s a famous feminist
She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist
She says you can be a housewife and a feminist
Really?
[Db]All you [B]housewives can [D]be
[Db]Famous [B]feminists just like [D]me
[Db]Now I am cooking the veggies and [B]valuing myself
[Db] [B] [Db]
(C[B]ooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)
[Db]Glori[B]a where have you [D]been? (Where have you been?)
[Db]You?ve become my [B]inspiratio[D]n (My inspiration)
[Db]Glori[B]a where have I [D]been? (Where have I been?)
[Db]All these [B]years I've been listening to [D]Jim
Get out of the way of the game
Where is my dinner?
[Db]Glori[B]a please save me [D]now (Save me now)
[Db]I need to [B]free myself please [D]tell me how (Free myself)
[Db]I am [B]becoming a [D]coward
[Db]Gloria [B]Steinem, where are you [D]now?
Gloria Steinem, wait a minute
I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women?s
in Washington DC!
[Db] [B] [Db] [B] [Db] [B]
G[D]loria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today
[Db]I'm going to the [B]rally in [D]Washington
I'm gonna [Db]see her at the [B]rally in [D]Washington
I'm gonna [Db]find her at the [B]rally in [D]Washington
I can't [Db]wait for the [B]rally in [D]Washington
Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?
Well... tell him you're on a business trip
Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...
Alright, tell him you're abducted by a [Db]strange group of [B]aliens
They took a specimen out of your left breast
[Db] [B]
And [D]planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself
No Sue he watches the [D]X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens
Rally? Women?s rights? Who the hell you think you are?
[D]My name is Betty [D]and my name is Sue
[Db]And there's a lot of thing we can do
[Gb] [E] [Gb] [E] [D] [B]
Cau[B]se we are, wannabe feminist housewives
[Gb] [E] [Gb] [E] [D] [B]
Yea[B]h, we are gonna be feminist housewives
[Gb] [E] [Gb] [E] [D] [B]
[D] [B] [Gb] [E] [Gb]
[E]See you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington
[D]Byebye!
[D]Well that was five years ago, [D]today
I said: [Db]Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass
[Db]Me and [B]Betty, we're hitting the [D]road
[Db]I'm switching out of wife mod[B]e[D]
I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you
It's [Db]just; well you're not [B]really my type Herb
[D]Look, look, there's no need to [Db]argue, this is [B]goodbye [D]Herb
[Db]And Herb, I'll try not to [B]slam the door on my way [D]out okay
And try not to choke from the [Db]dust coming [B]from my heels, [D]Herb
Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil
Bye Olive Oil (Meow)
And [Db]suddenly, Betty [B]and I were [D]free
[Db]We were [B]finally [D]free
[Db]Going to the [B]rally in [D]Washington
[Db]On the road to the [B]rally in [D]Washington
[Db]I couldn't wait for the [B]rally in [D]Washington
Hey Sue, we're [Db]almost to the [B]rally in [D]Washington
[Db]Well I'm [B]sure it's not hard for you to [D]imagine
What happened in that car on that [Db]road to that rally in [B]Washington DC, [D]right?
Some people say that it was, that it was [Db]destiny
That Betty and I got in [B]that car and got on [D]that road to go to that rally
[Db]Some people say that a [B]band of angels [D]guided our car on that road
Who knows?
Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl
I [Db]realize, [B]Sue, I've been [D]lusting after her for four years now
(I've been [Db]lusting after [B]you for [D]four years now)
[Db]Betty, I've been lusting after [B]you for [D]four years now
(I've been [Db]lusting after [B]you, for [D]four years now)
Oh my god Betty
Oh my god, Oh, My, god
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke Gb E Gb
[D]I?[B]m [D]a [B]dy[Gb]ke,[E] d[Gb]yke[E], [D]dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke
We're great moms[D] [D] [D] [D]
(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)
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