Hit Somebody! (The Hockey Song) Warren Zevon
Intro:
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(D) He was born in Big Beaver by the (Bm) borderline
(G) He started playing (D) hockey by the (A) time he was nine
(D) His dad took the hose and froze the back (G) yard
(D) And Little Buddy dreamed he was (A) Rocket (D) Richard
(G) He grew up big and he (G) grew (A) up (Bm) tough
(D) He saw himself scoring for the (A) Wings or (G) Canucks
(G) But he wasn't that (A) good with a (D) puck
(D) Buddy's real talent was (Bm) beating people up
His (G) heart wasn't (D) in it but the (A) crowd ate it up
(D) Through pee-wees and juniors, midgets and (G) mites
(D) He must have racked up more than (A) three hundred (D) fights
'Til a (G) scout from the Flames came down from (A)Saska(Bm)toon
(D) Said, "There's always room on our (A) team for a (G) goon
(G) Son, we've always got room for a (A) goon"
There were (D) Swedes (A) to the (G) left of him
(D) Russians (A) to the (G) right
A (D) Czech (A) at the (G) blue line (Bm) looking for a (A) fight
(G) Brains over (D) brawn; that (G) might work for (Bm) you
(G) But what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do?
(G) What else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do?
(G) But what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do?
(G) What else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do?
(D) "Hit somebody!" was (Bm) what the crowd roared
When (G) Buddy the (D) goon came (A) over the boards
(D) "Coach," he said, "I wanna score (G) goals"
(D) The coach said, "Buddy, remember (A) your (D) role
The (G) fast guys get paid, they shoot (A) and they (Bm) score
(D) Protect them, Buddy, that's (A) what you're here (G) for
(Repeat intro twice over this section:)
Protection is what you're here for
Protection-it's the stars that score
Protection-kick somebody's ass
Protection-don't put the biscuit in the basket just
(D) hit somebody!"; it rang in his (Bm) ears
(G) Blood on the (D) ice ran (A) down through the years
(D) The king of the goons with a box for a (G) throne
A (D) thousand stitches and (A) broken (D) bones
(G) He never lost a fight on his (A) icy (Bm) patrol
(D) But deep inside, Buddy only (A) dreamed of a (G) goal
(G) He just wanted one damn (A) goal
There were (D) Swedes (A) at the the (G) blue line
(D) Finns (A) at the (G) red
(D) A Russian (A) with a (G) stick heading (Bm) straight for his (A) head
(G) Brains over (D) brawn-that (G) might work for (Bm) you
But (G) what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do?
What (G) else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do?
But (G) what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do?
What (G) else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do?
In his (G) final (D) season, on his (A) final night
(G) Buddy and a (D) Finn goon were (A) pegged for a fight
(G) Thirty seconds left, the (A) puck took a (Bm) roll
And (G) suddenly Buddy (D) had a (A) shot on (Bm) goal
The (D) goalie committed, Buddy (Bm) picked his spot
(G) Twenty years of (D) waiting went (A) into that shot
(D) The fans jumped up, the Finn jumped (G) too
And (D) coldcocked Buddy on his (A) follow (D) through
The (G) big man crumbled but he felt (A) all (Bm) right
'Cause the (D) last thing he saw was the (A) flashing red (G) light
He (G) saw that heavenly (A) light
There were (D) Swedes (A) to the (G) left of him
(D) Russians (A) to the (G) right
A (D) Czech (A) at the (G) blue line (Bm) looking for a (A) fight
Take (G) care of your teeth-that (D) might work for (Bm) you
But (G) what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do?
What (G) else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do?
But (G) what's a (D) Canadian (A) farm boy to (D) do?
What (G) else can a (D) farm boy from (A) Canada (D) do?
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