Five Star Motels Rick Moranis
INTRO: Bb F Bb F C
I was [C]datin' some girl from [F]Dayton
When I got a little [G]noisy with someone else from [C]Boise
I did some yoga in Sara[F]toga
Wound up with l[G]ombago from San [C]Diego
It got a little clamy one night in Miami
Made me wish again to be back in Michigan
I got too cute that time in Butte
Finally hit my quota in Sarasota
CHORUS:
I wanna [Fmaj7]stop all this frequent [C]flyin'
Stay [G7]clear of those friendly [C]skies
Too [Fm]tired of all this [C]tryin'
I need a [D7]map to keep track of my [G]lies
No more [Bb]rental cars and [F]mini bars, maca[Bb]damaia jars, and [F]five star [C]motels
I had a folly one night in Raleigh
Man it was scenic on down in Phoenix
I went bonkers one night in Yonkers
But it was costin' too much in Boston
CHORUS:
I wanna shredder this rail pass
I gotta get back on the right side of the tracks
I wanna switch directions fast
It's just easier to stick to the facts
No more don't tells and won't tells, I'm done with these five star motels
CHORUS:
I'm gonna pull the wheels off this wheel estate
Park it on a pretty piece of land
Find a hometown girl that I can show the world
And tell the boys that I'm leavin' the band
I kept a stash of petty cash for a weddin' bash in the finest hotel
SOLO
We were playin' some bars one night on Mars
When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo
I started to swoon, orbiting her moon
If I lived on Jupiter I couldn't have been stupider
CHORUS:
I can't [Fmaj7]blame you for what you [C]see
You are [G7]light years ahead of [C]me
I [Fm]messed around with re-[C]entry
We're [D7]just not from the same ga[G]laxy
It's just the [Bb]way I am, s[F]orry ma'am, but [Bb]I'll be damned to [F]five star
I [Bb]won't tell if you [F]don't tell it's [Bb]just as well in these f[F]ive star
[Bb]There's no hope, it's the [F]way I cope, I [Bb]stole the soap from the [F]five star [C]motel
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