Nugget Man Paul and Storm
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[-] Nugget Man - Paul and Storm
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[-]Tabbed by:mike_r
Tuning:Standard
[D]Robert C. Baker, [G]died on a [D]monday.
[D]We all know his work although [G]few know his [A]name.
[D]A Cornell professor, who[G] taught poultry [D]science,
[D]Forever en[G]shrined in the [A]poultry hall of [D]fame.
[F#]84 years worth of [Bm]food innovations,
[E]Chicken dogs, [E7]turkey dogs, [A]and turkey [A7]ham,
[D]Above them all stood Baker's [G]greatest [D]creation,
[D]For Baker be[G]gat chicken [A]nuggets for [D]man.
[D]Oh, nugget man, [G]oh nugget [D]man,
[D]Heading on down to the o[G]ld promised [A]land,
[Bm]Happy the [Bm/Bb]meals all have [Bm/A]been since the [E]day,
That the [G]nugget man [A]came our [D4]wa-[D]ay.
[D]Robert C. Baker, way [G]back in the [D]fifties,
[D]Changed the way children and c[G]ollege kids e[A]at,
[D]When he invented a [G]way to get [D]breading,
To [D]adhere much [G]better to [A]raw chicken [D]meat.
His [F#]new method led fast food [Bm]chains in the eighties,
To de[E]velop and [E7]market a new b[A]ite-sized snack [A7]food,
[D]Made from mechanically recovered [G]meat and anti-foaming [D]products,
[D]Reconstituted meat [G]slurry and chicken [A]skin for its binding [D]properties.
[D]Oh, nugget man, [G]oh nugget [D]man,
[D]Heading on down to the o[G]ld promised [A]land,
[Bm]Guts beaks and [Bm/Bb]feet now don't [Bm/A]get thrown [E]away,
Since the [G]nugget man [A]came our [D4]wa-[D]ay.
The [D]king of the burgers and [G]popeye are [D]mourning.
The [D]colonel has arranged a 2[G]1 gun sal[A]ute.
The [D]churches are silent, but for [G]poor Wendy's [D]weeping,
And [D]Ronald has hung [G]up his big [A]red shiny [D]shoes.
[F#]Robert C. Baker's last w[Bm]ill was specific,
That his [E]bones be rem[E7]oved and he be [A]ground up real [A7]fine,
And to p[D]lace his remains into [G]small cardboard [D]coffins ,
And [D]bury the [G]pieces [A]six at a [D]time.
[D]Oh, nugget man, [G]oh nugget [D]man,
[D]Heading on down to the o[G]ld promised [A]land,
[Bm]Dipped int[Bm/Bb]o his honey-mus[Bm/A]tard filled gra[E]ve,
That the [G]nugget man [A]came our [D4]wa-[D]ay.
[D]Nugget man...
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