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Chokin' the Gopher  Pat McCurdy

Chokin' the Gopher
Tabbed by Paxson Helgesen (a.k.a Halo2rockstar14)
intro
[C] [F] [C]  
[C]I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
[F]Pretending th[G]ey're pira[C]nha
[F]Sleeping with a girl named Katie
Pret[G]ending her [F]name is Donna
Would you l[G]ike to know what I'm doi[F]ng
In my sh[G]ack out in the w[F]oods
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so
g[G]ood
I'm choking the g[C]opher[C/G],
[F]I'm slamming the h[C]am[C/G]
[F]I'm pounding the r[C]ocket,
[F]flogging the do[C]lphin
Oh yes I[G] am!
I'm choking the g[C]opher,[C/G]
[F]chalking the c[C]ue[C/G]
[F]I'm spanking the [C]monkey
And I'm th[F]inking 'bout y[C]ou
same thing for second verse
between that and female part
[C] [F] [G] [G]  
I'm juicing the ma[C]ngo, [C/G]
[F]I'm flipping the swi[C]tch,[C/G]
[F]I'm orbiting V[C]enus
and I d[F]on't need a [C]*enis
To be one sexed up *[G]itch!
I'm gilding the li[C]ly, [C/G]
[F]I'm taming the shr[C]ew,[C/G]
[F]I'm saucing the [C]taco[C/G]
[F]And I'm not thinking 'bout [C]you!
[C] [F] [C]  
I'm smacking the cracker,[C/G]
[F]I'm attacking Per[C]u[C/G]
[F]I'm choking the goph[C]er[C/G]
[F]And I'm thinking 'bout y[C]ou
[F]I'm choking the goph[C]er[C/G]
[F]And I'm thinking 'bout y[C]ou

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