Beware Our Nubile Miscreants of Montreal
Strings:
[D] [Am/D]
[A] [D/A]
[Bm7] [E/G#]
[A] [D/A]
[Bm7] [E/G#]
[F#]You only like him because he's sexually appealing
But [D#m]I read his journal, it was [B]very re[G#m]vealing
[E]He fucked your sister in an [C#m]elevator junior year
Oh [E]yeah, oh yeah[C#m]
And let your [E]brother suck him but then beat him
[C#m]So he could [A#7b5]prove he wasn't [Bmaj7]queer
[G#m]Oh no
So [G#m6]what do you think he has in [D#m]store for you my[C#] dear?
[F#]You only like him because he's sexually appealing
But [D#m]I've seen him working, I am [B]getting the [G#m]feeling
[E]He has some serious predatory [C#m]domination issues
Oh yeah, [E]oh yeah[C#m]
[E]He goes to climax alone
[C#m]His heart beats a busy [D#m]tone
Oh [Dm]no, [C#m]no
A Baug
He's the kind of guy who would leave you in a k-hole
To [B]go play Halo in the [E]other room
[Em6]Remember
[A]While you were bereaving Michael's death
Baug
He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth?
[B]Oh, don't you re[E]member?
[E]Don't you re[Em6]member
[B]You only like him because he's sexually appealing
[A#m]But his [G#m]psychic's prediction has him [E]hanging from a [C#m]ceiling [B]fan
In eight months
[G#m]All our wizard dreams are not impossible
[B]All our wizard dreams are still so possible
[C#m]All our tough little dreams you know they're still possible
And this goes [D#m]directly to you
[B] [F#]
[G#m] [E]
[C#m] [A#7b5]
[D#m] [G#m] [C#m/E] [C#m] [B] [C#m/E] [G#m]
[C#m/E] [G#m] [C#m/E] [B/F#] [C#m/E]
[B7]
[Am]I don't know[Dm]
What it is that you [G]want from me[F]
[Am]But you[Dm]
You cannot [G]have it[F] [Dm]
[C]If you could read my [F]mind
Know what I [Am]real[G]ly [F]feel
I [C]wonder would we still be friends?
[Ebm/Gb] [Bbm/F]
(0:00)
Strings
[D] [Am/D] [A] [D/A] [Bm7] [E/G#] [A] [D/A] [Bm7] [E/G#]
e|--------------9-----5--------4----9-------5---------4----| B|-3------5-----10----7--------5----10------7---------5----| G|-2------5-----9-------------------9----------------------| D|-0------0------------------------------------------------| A|--------------0-----5--------7----0-------5---------7----| E|--------------------5----7---4------------5----7----4----|
(0:26)
Guitar
[F#] [D#m] [B] [G#m] [E] [C#m]
e|-22222-----22222------66666-----77777--44444--00000------44444----| B|-22222-----22222------77777-----77777--44444--00000------55555----| G|-33333-----33333------88888-----88888--44444--11111------66666----| D|-44444-----44444------88888-----99999--66666--22222------66666----| A|-44444-----44444------66666-----99999--66666--22222------44444----| E|-22222-----22222----------------77777--44444--00000---------------|
[E] [C#m] [E] [C#m] [A#7b5] [Bmaj7] [Dm] [G#m]
e|-00000-----44444------00000-----44444--44444-------------4-------| B|-00000-----55555------00000-----55555--55555--4----4-3---4-------| G|-11111-----66666------11111-----66666--33333--3----3-2---4-------| D|-22222-----66666------22222-----66666---------4----4-3---6-------| A|-22222-----44444------22222-----44444---------2----------6-------| E|-00000----------------00000------------------------------4-------|
[G#m6] [D#m] [C#]
e|-----------66666---6--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| B|-44444-----77777---7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--| G|-44444-----88888---8--10101010101010101010101010101010-| D|-33333-----88888---8--11111111111111111111111111111111-| A|-----------66666---6--11111111111111111111111111111111-| E|-44444----------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
(1:05)
Voice Guitar Distorted guitar
[F#] [D#m] [B] [G#m] [E] [C#m]
e|-9-----9--7--6------------11111111-|---------------------------------| B|-11----11-9--7----7-7-7-7-12121212-|---------------------------------| G|-11----11-10-8----8-8-8-8-13131313-|---------------------------------| D|------------------9-9-9-9----------|-----------------2-2-------------| A|-----------------------------------|-2-2-----------2-----4-------2-4-| E|-----------------------------------|-----0-----0-4-------------4-----|
[E] [C#m] [E] [C#m] [D#m] [DmC#m]
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------6--6-5-4| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------7--7-6-5| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------8--8-7-6| D|-----------------2-2-----------------------------2-2-------------8--8-7-6| A|-2-2-----------2-----4-------2-4-2-2-----------2-----4-------2-4-6--6-5-4| E|-----0-----0-4-------------4---------0-----0-4-------------4-------------|
(1:33)
A Baug B E Em6
e|-0-(0)-9-----7-9-3-(3)-11------7-7-(7)-11------0-(0)-129---7-------| B|-2-(2)---10------4-(4)-----------7-(7)---12----0-(0)---------9-8---| G|-2-(2)---------6-4-(4)---8---8---8-(8)---------1-(1)---------------| D|---------7-7-7-----------------9---------9-------------11--9-11----| A|-------7-----------------1010----------9-------------11--7-----10--| E|-----------------------11------------------------------------------|
A Baug B E
e|-0-(0)-9-----7-9-3-(3)-11------7-7-(7)-11------9-0-(0)-129---7----| B|-2-(2)---10------4-(4)-----------7-(7)---12--9---0-(0)---------9--| G|-2-(2)---------6-4-(4)---8---8---8-(8)-----8---6-1-(1)------------| D|---------7-7-7-----------------9---------9---6-----------11--9-11-| A|-------7-----------------1010----------9---6-----------11--7------| E|-----------------------11-----------------------------------------|
[E] [Em6] [B] [A#m]
e|-0-(0)-129---7-----7--1010-9---7-----|-77777-7-7-77--77777-7-7-6-| B|-0-(0)---------9---8--8-8--8---8---8-|-77777-7-7-77--77777-7-7-6-| G|-1-(1)-------------9--9-9--9---9---9-|-88888-8-8-88--88888-8-8-6-| D|---------11--9-11--9--9-9--9---9---9-|-99999-9-9-99--99999-9-9-8-| A|-------11--7-------------------------|-99999-9-9-99--99999-9-9-8-| E|-------------------------------------|-77777-7-7-77--77777-7-7-6-|
[G#m] [E] [C#m] [B]
e|-44444-4-4-44--00000-0-9-9-9-9-9--9--77777------| B|-44444-4-4-44--00000-0-9-9-9-9-9--9--77777------| G|-44444-4-4-44--11111-1-9-9-9-9-9--9--88888------| D|-66666-6-6-66--22222-2-1111111111-11-99999------| A|-66666-6-6-66--22222-2-1111111111-11-99999------| E|-44444-4-4-44--00000-0-9-9-9-9-9--9--77777------|
(2:14)
[G#m7] [B] [C#m] [D#m] [B] [B5] [F#5]
e|------7-6------------7-6-----------------77-77-77--------| B|----------8--------------8---------------77-77-77--------| G|------------8/11\8---------6/8\6---------88-88-88--------| D|-----------------------------------------99-99-9999--44--| A|---------------------------4-------66-66-99-99-9999--44--| E|-4----------7----------------------------77-77-7777--22--|
[G#m7] [E] [C#m] [A#7b5]
e|---------------------------------------------1616--1616--| B|---------------------------------------------1717--1717--| G|-1111111111111111----------------1313131313--1515--1515--| D|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-1111111111--------------| A|-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------|
(2:39)
[D#m] [G#m] [C#m/E] [C#m] [B] [C#m/E] [G#m]
e|----------------------4-----------------------4-----------------------| B|------------------------7-5-4-------------------7-5-4-----------------| G|------------------------------------44-(44)-------------88--66--44----| D|-------------66-(66)--------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------66-(66)-----------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
[C#m/E] [G#m] [C#m/E] [B/F#] [C#m/E] [B7]
e|-4-------------------------4---4-----------------------4---4-|---------| B|---7-5-4---------------------7---4-------44-(44)---------7---|-4-------| G|---------------------------------44-(44)-----------66-(66)---|---------| D|-------66-(66)--44-(44)--------------------------------------|-44-(44)-| A|-------------------------------------------------------------|---------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------|---------|
Strings
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|-11------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------|-10------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------|-11------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------|---hold--| A|-------------------------------------------------------------|----for--| E|-------------------------------------------------------------|---ages--|
(4:09)
Keyboard
[Am] [Dm] [G] [F] [Am] [Dm] [G] [F] [Dm]
e|-8-----8-5----5--7---7---7--7-5--8---8---5---5---7---7---5-------| B|-10----106----6--8---8---8--8-6--10--10--6---6---8---8---6---6---| G|-9-----9-7----7--7---7---7--7-5--9---9---7---7---7---7---5---7---| D|-------------------------------------------------------------7---| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
[C] [F] [Am] [G] [F] [C]
e|---------5---5---8-----7-5---5-----------------------------------| B|-5---5---6---6---10----8-6---6---5---5---5--5----5---5---5---55--| G|-5---5---5---5---9-----7-5---5---5---5---5--5----5---5---5---55--| D|-5---5---------------------------5---5---5--5---5----5---5---55--| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
[Ebm/Gb] [Bbm/F]
e|-----------------| B|-4-----4-2-----2-| G|-3-----3-3-----3-| D|-4-----4-3-----3-| A|-----------------| E|-2-----2-1-----1-|
e|[C#m/E]---|
b|---|
g|---|
d|---|
a|-4-|
e|-0-|
e|[B/F#]---|
b|---|
g|---|
d|-1-|
a|---|
e|-2-|
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