Every Time I Shit Larry Pierce
Written by Larry Pierce
From the album "Pussy Whipped" (2007)
http://www.larrypierce.com/
Transcribed by Maniac1075
Intro
[C#] [-] [D#] [-] [G#]
Well I'm[(G#)] sitting on the toilet
[(D#)]Staring at the walls
I can fee[(C#)]l the cool clear[(D#)] water
Splashing[(G#)] soft against my balls
Well [(G#)]that?s when I start thinking
About my [(D#)]favorite fantasy
And my di[(C#)]ck begins to har[(D#)]den
As the[(G#)] shit pains come through me
( Chorus )
[(G#)]And I think about you eve[(C#)]ry time I shit
I think abo[(D#)]ut your pussy
I wanna lic[(C#)]k your clit[(G#)]
With each fart I f[(G#)]antasize
About my head bet[(C#)]ween my thighs
yes I thi[(D#)]nk about you [(C#)]every time I shi[(G#)]t
(riff 2)
Girl when[(G#)] I get Diarrhea
That?s wh[(D#)]en I most wanna see ya
And when [(C#)]the smell fills up the r[(D#)]oom
Gir[(G#)]l, to me, it's your perfume
And with [(G#)]every little grunt
oh I thin[(D#)]k about your cunt
And my st[(C#)]omach starts to g[(D#)]urgle
And my he[(G#)]morrhoids start to bleed
(Back to Chorus)
(Riff 3)
Well Gir[(G#)]l, it's almost over
Time to [(D#)]flush and say goodbye
as I gen[(C#)]tly wipe my assho[(D#)]le
I choke [(G#)]up and start to cry
So I rea[(G#)]ch into the toilet
And I pi[(D#)]ck up a piece or two
And I sm[(C#)]ear the bathroom wa[(D#)]lls
With the[(G#)]se few words, I love you
(outro chorus key change) - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)
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