Too Fast Jon Lajoie
Intro:
Bm, A, Bm, A
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[Verse 1]
[Bm]I can run a [A]hundred miles
with[Bm]out stoppin' for r[A]est
[Bm]I can stay under w[A]ater for
five m[Bm]inutes on a single br[A]eath
[Bridge]
[G]When I focus my mind I
[A]always reach my goal
[G] But there's one thing
I cannot cont[A]rol...
[CBORUS]
I come too f[D]ast![Dmaj7]
I come too f[D7]a-A-A-a[G]st!
A c[A]ouple strokes and my
e[G5]rection is a
[A] thing of the p[D]ast
I come too f[D]ast![Dmaj7]
I come too f[D7]a-A-A-a[G]st!
Som[A]etimes it's even
g[G5]ame over
[A]before I take o[D]ff my pants
[Verse 2]
[Bm]I've read all the [A]articles
and [Bm]I've tried every t[A]rick
[Bm]Thinking of Sports or [A]naked
Cathy [Bm]Bates in About Schmid[A]t
[Bridge]
[G]If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
[A]last a minute or two
[G] But if we doggie-style
oh man I'm sc[A]hrewed!
[CBORUS]
I come too f[D]ast![Dmaj7]
I come too f[D7]a-A-A-a[G]st!
I c[A]arry a spare pare of
u[G5]nderwear in case a
[A] girl sits on my[D] lap
I come too f[D]ast![Dmaj7]
I come too f[D7]a-A-A-a[G]st!
I s[A]wear I'll even shoot
m[G5]y load... if a
[A] fly lands on my[D] shaft.
[Dm]Ooo[Am]ooh[D]...
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