Dear Abby John Prine
DEAR ABBY by John Prine
[C]Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fe[F]et are too lo[C]ng
[C]My hair's falling out and my [D]rights are all [G]wrong
[C]My friends they all tell me, they're [F]no friends at [C]all
[C]Won't you write me a letter, won't you [F]give me a [C]call
[G]Sig[F]ned Be[C]wildered
CHORUS:
[C]Bewildered, Bewildered you [F]have no c[C]omplaint
[C]You are what you are and you [D]ain't what you [G]ain't
[C]So listen up buster l[F]isten up [C]good
[C]Stop wishin' for bad luck and kn[F]ockin' on [C]wood
[G]SIGN[F]ED Dear [C]Abby
[C]Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my f[F]ountain pen l[C]eaks
[C]My wife hollers at me and my [D]kids are all [G]freaks
[C]Every side I get up on is the wr[F]ong side of b[C]ed
[C]If it weren't so expensive I'd w[F]ish I were d[C]ead
[G]Signe[F]d Unh[C]appy
CHORUS: (unhappy)
[C]Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you w[F]on't believe [C]this
[C]But my stomache makes noises w[D]henever I [G]kiss
[C]My girlfriend tells me it's a[F]ll in my he[C]ad
[C]But my stomache tells me to [F]write you i[C]nstead
[G]Signe[F]d Noi[C]semaker.
CHORUS: (noisemaker)
[C]Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I n[F]ever tho[C]ught
[C]That me and my girlfriend would [D]ever get c[G]aught
[C]We were sittin' in the back seat just sh[F]ootin' the b[C]reeze
[C]With her hair up in curlers and her p[F]ants to her [C]knees
[G]Signe[F]d Just M[C]arried
CHORUS: (just Married)
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