Upon Westminster Bridge Half Man Half Biscuit
INTRO
[A]
BASS RIFF
Transcribed for guitar
e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| A|----0--0-0-7-7-9-9-7--5-5-4--4--2--2--0---------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------|
GUITAR RIFF
e|---9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5-------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1
Same old [E]Hampstead
[E]Ken Hom [A]wok set
[A]Dead sea [E]bath salts
[E]Jog proof [A]iPod
[A]Iron age [E]hill fort
[E]Long term [A]road works
[A]High tide [E]bird watch
[E]B&Q, [A]Homebase
If [D]Jesus came to [A]earth today
They'd [D]crucify him [A]straight away
U[D]pon a cross of [A]MDF
And [E]use No Need For [A]Nails
Bass riff x2
VERSE 2
[A]Ship shape [E]farmhouse
[E]Dry stone [A]wall chart
[A]Cash back [E]footspa
[E]Straight down [A]Ladbrookes
[A]Low cost [E]school trip
[E]Ram raid [A]Oxfam
[A]Christ, that [E]sun's hot
[E]Yes that's [A]right, Sir
[D]Help me Mrs [A]Medlicott
I [D]don't know what to [A]do
I've [D]only got three [A]bullets
And there's [E]four of Motley [A]Crue
Guitar riff
GUITAR SOLO
[A] [E] [A]
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
[A] [E] [A]
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------0-0--2--4---------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
[D] [C#m] [E] [A]
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-4-2-0-----------0-2-4---------0--2--4-----------| E|-------------------------------0----0-0----------------------------------|
[D] [C#m] [E]
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-2-0---------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------0------------------------------------------|
[A]Spoiling Good Friday, my [E]ex-love sent to [A]me
[A]12 drummers [E]singing, [A]11 chairman [E]dancing,
[A]10 mascots [E]whinging, [A]9 stewards [E]flapping,
[A]8 christening [E]invites, [A]7 cows a [E]barking, [A]6 vicars [E]strumming
[A]Nick [B]fucking [E]Knowles
4 [A]boring words, Car[D]phone Ware[A]house and [E]Matalan
And a [A]pulled-up at [E]Bangor-[B]on-[A]Dee
[A]
[A]I'm driving [E]backwards at [A]peak hour
A[B]long the [E]Edgeware [A]Road
[A] [E] [A]
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