Evening of Swing (Has Been Cancelled) Half Man Half Biscuit
(intro F C x6)
I[F] fell asleep amongst the [C]boulders strewn between
Glyder [F]Fach and Glyder Fawr and I saw[C] in a dream
Your [F]charmless associates in a[C] stretch limousine
They were [F]plunging headlong [C]into a ravine
And your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled
Your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled
Your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled, your [Bb]evening of [C]swing. [F] [C] [F] [C]
[F]Came the behemoth, [C]seven score and nine
To [F]rescue all the children from their [C]parents on the line
And they [F]took them to a crash site, un[C]furled a ball of twine
And [F]tied a bunch of flowers around the [C]speed limit sign
[F]No more the Multiplex[C] stood in its stead
[F]Pleasure grounds with maze in the[C] shape of a sled
And [F]outside "The Gielgud" a [C]neon sign read:
[F]"Equus On The Buses" starring[C] Mr Ed
And your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled
Your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled
Bb C F Bb C (F C x10)
Your evening of swing had been cancelled, your evening of swing.
And a [F]plague fell upon the [C]Retail Park
And a [F]storm broke over [C]Henman Hill
And the [F]christening party arsehole who [C]hitherto had blurred
My con[F]ception of man as [C]nature's final word
Was [F]fleeing from the lava, his [C]SatNav pleading thus:
[F]"I'm not from round here mate, you [C]should've got the bus"
Enter [F]then a real rat pack, [C]millions pouring in
And E[F]zekiel punched Dan Brown and the [C]knights are drawing in
And your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled
Your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled
Your [Bb]evening of [C]swing had been [F]cancelled, your [Bb]evening of [C]swing. [F] [C] [F] [C] [F]
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