Bogus Official Half Man Half Biscuit
(intro D7 A x4)
I'm the [A]man that you need on the day that it rains
I'm the [D]wiser advisor on capital gains
I'm the [E]lowlife pretending to look at your drains
D (no chord) D7 A (x4)
I'm a bogus official - don't let me in.
I'm the [A]police, I'm the clergy, I'm measures and weights
I'm the [D]chap doing the survey on alley gates
I need to [E]know where you'll be on the following dates
D (no chord) D7 A (x4)
'Cos I'm a bogus official - nice dress.
[A]Courteous, friendly, jolly and fat
With a [D]smile saying "look, I know it's under the mat"
I [E]don't give a fuck about your missing cat
D (no chord) A
B-O-G-U-S official.
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