99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd Half Man Half Biscuit
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Jesus Christ - come on down!
If you [E]ever wondered [B7]how you get tri[E]angles from a [B7]cow
You need [E]butter, milk and [B7]cheese
And an [E]equilateral [B7]chainsaw.[E] [B7] [E] [B7]
[E]In debt I [B7]owe someone a [E]fiver[B7]; m[E]aybe I should [B7]try my hand at [E]drag[B7]
[E]James Dean was [B7]just a careless [E]driver[B7]
And [E]Marilyn Mon[B7]roe was just a [E]slag.[B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B]
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd.[B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7]
[E]Mary had a [B7]little lamb the [E]doctors were as[B7]tounded
[E]Everywhere she [B7]went gynae[E]cologists sur[B7]rounded.[E] [B7] [E] [B7]
They've been [E]cooking on Blue [B7]Peter now they're [E]sampling the [B7]dishes
'I don't [E]normally like to[B7]matoes John
But [E]this is del[B7]icious'.[E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B]
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd.[G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7]
The [G]son of Jimmy [D7]Clitheroe is [G]shouting [D7]out [G]-
[D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7]
'Where's my Fiorucci?'--------------
Now the [E]Krona rumour [B7]spread but they [E]didn't tell the [B7]bread
Did you [E]honestly [B7]think that they [E]would?[B7] [E] [B7]
And if [E]eight out of [B7]ten cats [E]all prefer [B7]Whiskers
Do the [E]other two pre[B7]fer Lesley [E]Judd?[B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B7] [E] [B]
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
[E]99% of gargoyles [B7]look like Bob [E]Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
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