Hard for a â??Tard Dave Brockie Experience

 
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 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
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 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
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 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
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 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
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 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9--9--9-9--8~~--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9--9--9-9--8~~--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7--7--7-7--6~~--|
 |--------------------------------------------------|

 


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 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
 |-------------------------------------------------------| x2

 


 


 Repeat VERSE


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 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7--|
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|

 


 


 LAST VERSE


 

 
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
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 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
 |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
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 |--7----6----9-------|
 |--7----6----9-------|
 |--5----4----7-------|
 |--------------------|

 


 


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 |-------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
 |-------------------------------------------------------| x2
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7--|
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------|
 |----------------------|
 |--7-------------2~~~--|
 |--7-------------2~~~--|
 |--5----5--4--2--0~~~--|
 |----------------------|

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{t:Hard for a �??Tard}
 {st:Dave Brockie Experience}
 
 This is one of DBX's most offensive songs, and it's comically
 genius. No one else would write a song about falling in love
 with retarded people.
 
 All strings tuned half-step down.
 
 INTRO
 
 {sot}
 |-------------------------------------------------------|
 |-------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
 |-------------------------------------------------------|
 {eot}
 
 VERSE
 
 {sot}
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 {eot}
 PM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 
 
 {sot}
 |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
 |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 {eot}
 PM . . . . . . . . . . . .
 
 
 {sot}
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 {eot}
 PM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 
 
 {sot}
 |--------------------------------------------------|
 |--------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9--9--9-9--8~~--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9--9--9-9--8~~--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7--7--7-7--6~~--|
 |--------------------------------------------------|
 {eot}
 PM . . . . . . . . . . . .
 
 CHORUS
 
 {sot}
 |-------------------------------------------------------|
 |-------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
 |-------------------------------------------------------| x2
 {eot}
 
 Repeat VERSE
 CHORUS
 
 RE-INTRO (After Breakdown)
 
 {sot}
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7--|
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 {eot}
 
 LAST VERSE
 
 {sot}
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
 |-------------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
 |--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
 |----------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--------------------|
 |--------------------|
 |--7----6----9-------|
 |--7----6----9-------|
 |--5----4----7-------|
 |--------------------|
 {eot}
 
 CHORUS
 
 {sot}
 |-------------------------------------------------------|
 |-------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
 |-------------------------------------------------------| x2
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
 |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
 |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7--|
 |---------------------------------------------------------------|
 |----------------------|
 |----------------------|
 |--7-------------2~~~--|
 |--7-------------2~~~--|
 |--5----5--4--2--0~~~--|
 |----------------------|
 {eot}
 
 
 Legend
 =======
 ~ | Hold Note
 PM | Palm Muting
 
 
 There it is. Another great DBX song. I've been meaning
 to tab this for a while. I've got most of the album
 tabbed, but I just haven't submitted it.
 Feedback is welcomed.
 
 [--]===[DH]==========================================================

Hard for a â??Tard Dave Brockie Experience

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