My Mom Chocolate Genius
My Mom ? Chocolate Genius
D, Dbm, Bm, A x4
They got [D]five telev[Dbm]isions in a [Bm]house built for th[A]ree
Look upo[D]n that fake fir[Dbm]eplace,
you know the [Bm]bucktoothed boy is [A]me
See that [D]wood paneled [Dbm]room? That's where [Bm]I learned to [A]drink
You see that [D]hole in the [Dbm]wall? That was [Bm]seagrams I t[A]hink[A]
A x2
And that [D]tree was a g[Dbm]oal post,
that bathr[Bm]oom it was a s[A]hroud
That cl[D]oset it was a p[Dbm]hone booth,
and that [Bm]mirror it was a [A]crowd
See that [D]guy with the b[Dbm]ad knees
and his [Bm]heart on his s[A]leeve?
Watch him [D]slip me ten d[Dbm]ollars
when it c[Bm]omes time to le[A]ave...[A]
A x2
F#m x 4
It's been f[F#m]ive y[F#m]ears and some chang[Bm]e[Bm]
and this w[F#m]orld is g[F#m]ettin' so str[Bm]ange[Bm]
but this [F#m]house sme[F#m]lls just the sam[Bm]e[Bm]
And my m[D]om, [D] [D] [D]
My sweet [D]mom, [D] [D]
She don't re[D]member my n[D]ame[Dbm] [Bm] [A]
My [D]mom[Dbm] [Bm]
She can't reme[A]mber my n[D]ame,[Dbm] [Bm] [A]
Not my m[D]om[Dbm] [Bm] [A]
I si[D]t on her [Dbm]bed, and I kiss her [Bm]right behind the e[A]ar
she calls [D]out for a [Dbm]dog that's been [Bm]dead for a y[A]ear
I say "[D]How is it go[Dbm]ing?" just like [Bm]I didn't k[A]now
I ho[D]ld on to both of her [Dbm]hands too af[Bm]raid to let her g[A]o
And fi[D]ve times e[Dbm]xactly, no [Bm]more and no l[A]ess,
she says "H[D]ow you been eatin', [Dbm]boy?"
and I say "[Bm]Ok, I gue[A]ss"
In this [D]room where she [Dbm]made me, each [Bm]day she grows [A]weak
She flips [D]on the Golden [Dbm]Girls
and the first t[Bm]ear hits my che[A]ek[A]
A x6
It's been f[F#m]ive y[F#m]ears and some chang[Bm]e[Bm]
and this w[F#m]orld is g[F#m]ettin' so str[Bm]ange[Bm]
but this [F#m]house sme[F#m]lls just the same[Bm] [Bm]
And my m[D]om, [D] [D] [D]
My sweet [D]mom, [D] [D]
She don't re[D]member my n[D]ame[Dbm] [Bm] [A]
My [D]mom[Dbm] [Bm]
Can't re[A]member my n[D]ame,[Dbm] [Bm] [A]
She's my m[D]om now [Dbm] [Bm]
she can't reme[A]mber my na[D]me[Dbm] [Bm] [A]
My m[D]om [Dbm] [Bm] can't[A] remember [D]my na[Dbm]me[Bm] [A]
My m[D]om[Dbm] [Bm] [A]
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