I'm Bo Yo Bo Burnham
Hey Everyone this is my first tab so don't chop it down like a lumberjack
Bo Burnham
"I'm Bo Yo"
Standard Tuning
NO CAPO
Intro
E A C#m B (2x)
Verse 1
[E]Now I don't know if all [A]boy scouts are gays
But they could [C#m]probably "tie the knot" in like [B]fifty different ways...
I got a s[E]afe full o' cherries, cause I [A]pop it and lock it,
A [C#m]girl's like a fridge, once a [B]week you should stock it,
And girl, if [E]your into a rimmin it's only [A]safe if your swimming,
And girl don't [C#m]sit on the couch cause I treat my [B]objects like women.
I [E]spit fire like I [A]just blew a demon
My [C#m]shits so hot I leave the [B]toilet bowl steamin
[E]Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the [A]cards of the gypsies
You'll [C#m]bleed for so long you'll get [B]monthly ellipses.
[E]If the pants are loose, girl [A]I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a [C#m]first time vegan and it's [B]nice to meet (meat) ya
Chorus
I'm [E]bo yo
And I'm the [A]greatest rappa eva
And I'll [C#m]weather your weather whether you [B]think I'm clever or
[E]Think your better your not
[A]Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a [C#m]real G shawty that can [B]really find your g spot
[E]Oooohhhhhh..[A].yeah
[C#m]Hey, What the fuck's a g spot?
[E] [A] [C#m] [B]
Verse 2
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Go to a
[E]Vagina orchard, count [A]1, 2, 3
Spin [C#m]that plant around you got a [B]third world country
[E]That's right, [A]consider yourself warned
I'm [C#m]offensive and creative like [B]handicapped porn
Your [E]playing with your breasts, [A]excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your [C#m]pushin em together like a [B]titty Venn Diagram
[E]Look at that CRACK Ex[A]cuse me can I buy a gram?
[C#m]Right below your diaphram, [B]ass looks like your hidin ham.
[E]First base, were [A]making out
[C#m]Second base, I'm getting [B]faked out.
[E]Third base, I'm getting [A]take out
And I'd [C#m]try to take it home if I [B]knew I'd take it out
But I [E]just don't know I said I [A]just don't care
My [C#m]flow's so cold I need a [B]tampon from a polar bear
[E]Cause you can smell and [A]spell my stink
[C#m]B.O. lingers and it [B]makes you think
Chorus
I'm [E]bo yo
And I'm the [A]greatest rappa eva
And I'll [C#m]weather your weather whether you [B]think I'm clever or
[E]Think your better your not
[A]Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a [C#m]real G shawty that can [B]really find your g spot
[E]Oooohhhhhh..[A].yeah
[C#m]Provided that you [B]point me in the general [E]Direction
[A] [C#m] [B]
[E]Girls are like donuts when [A]I be bustin bo nuts,
I can [C#m]make em cream-filled or give them a [B]layer of glaze
I'm like [E]doug's friend Skeeter when[A]ever I meet her.
Casue I [C#m]skeet her so hard you could [B]call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My [E]girl is epyletic cause [A]she's the one I'm jerkin with
[C#m]Common you asian child laborer [B]show me what your workin with...
Cause there's an [E]inverse relationship bet[A]ween respect and sects
I'm [C#m]talking bout religious sects like a [B]mormon sect
That says you [E]can't have sex with members of [A]different sects
but you [C#m]can't have sex with [B]members of the same sex
So if the [E]sects can't be different, the [A]sex can be same
then the [C#m]only sex left is some [B]left hand shame
[E]And girl I left you cause u [A]left the game
and if that [C#m]don't feel right then u can [B]write my name
Chorus
I'm [E]bo yo
And I'm the [A]greatest rappa eva
And I'll [C#m]weather your weather whether you [B]think I'm clever or
[E]Think your better your not
[A]Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a [C#m]real G shawty that can [B]really find your what now
[E]Oooohhhhhh..[A].yeah
[C#m]Ooohhh...but im in[B]idaquite
have i [E]got that point [A]across yet
How [C#m]original [B]
[E]Look pass the skin and [A]look to the lyrics
I run [C#m]miracle circles around you like [B]spherical lyrics
[E]This isn't about [A]ironic pigment
If you're [C#m]imagining this then I'm a [B]chronic figment.
My [E]junks so long that it [E]hangs and
so at the [C#m]nude beach people think I'm [B]lookin for lost rings
[E]Play the skin flute while ur [A]big boy sings
if you [C#m]want to take it all wear [B]African neck rings.
[E]Haters call me gay, but [A]that aint hatin
Cuase I'm [C#m]not homophobic, my [B]morals are straight and
If [E]I'm in the closet then [A]you are below me
Takin the [C#m]b-a-t out of [B]basement, homey
Chorus
I'm [E]bo yo
And I'm the [A]greatest rappa eva
And I'll [C#m]weather your weather whether you [B]think I'm clever or
[E]Think your better your not
[A]Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a [C#m]real G shawty that can [B]really find your what now
[E](b[A]o [C#m]skat[B]ting the outro)
[E]
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