Never Do Anything Barenaked Ladies
From BNL's 2000 album "Maroon".
-Standard Tuning-
-No Capo-
The chords are played as follows:
Gm7/C: x33333
G: 320033
G/F#: 2x0033
Em7: 020033
Cadd9: x32033
G/A: x00033
G/B: x20033
C2: x30033
C: x32010
Am: x02210
B7/F#: 224242
Em: 022000
Em/F#: 2x2000
Em/G: 3x2000
B7: x21202
D/F#: 2x023x
[Intro]
[Gm7/C]
[Verse 1]
[G] Wiped out [G/F#]down the st[Em7]airs[Cadd9]
[G] I'll bet [G/F#]you there's a [Em7]song in ther[Cadd9]e
[G] I'm not sure [G/F#]I'm prepared[Em7] to [Cadd9]write it d[G]own[G/F#] [Em7] [Cadd9]
[G] That guy [G/F#]should be [Em7]me[Cadd9]
[G] I'd look [G/F#]much better [Em7]on t.v[Cadd9].
[G] Then the [G/F#]world would s[Em7]ee
That [Cadd9]I can do anything
[Cborus]
[G] I can [G/A]be that
But soon you'll [G/B]see that
I will [C2]never do anything
Gm7/C (x7, palm mute after each one)
[Verse 2]
Let's play tic tac toe
I'll play X, you can be the O.
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I'll give you a hint
It involves the "internet"
[Cborus] (x2)
I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
[Bridge 1]
[C] Don't w[G/B]rite me [Am]off as an [B7/F#]also ran[Em] [Em/F#] [Em/G] [Em/F#]
[C] Just m[G/B]ark me d[Am]own as an [B7]angry m[G]an
Got a [G/F#]big chip, you want a f[Em7]at lip?
How 'bout a m[C1]outhful of Chiclets?
[C] Life [G/B]passed me [Am]by, but it's [B7/F#]not my fa[Em]ult[Em/F#] [Em/G] [Em/F#]
[C] I'll [G/B]lick my [Am]wounds, could you [B7]pass the sa[G]lt?
[Cborus] (x2)
I can be that, but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
Gm7/C (x7, palm mute after each one)
[Instrumental]
[Gm7/C]
[Bridge 2]
[Gm7/C]Awwwwwww, If I were the king
All my subjects they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
And kiss my [G]ass[G/B] [C2]
[G] When I'm [D/F#]old and g[Em]rey[Cadd9]
[G] I'll look [D/F#]back on my [Em]life and say[Cadd9]
[G] "Give me [D/F#]one more [Em]day,
And I'll still [Cadd9]never do anything."
[Cborus] (x4)
I can be that
but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
[End on G]
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