Carrot Juice Is Murder The Arrogant Worms
Intro Chord
[G]Listen up [D]brothers and [Em]sisters, [C]come hear my desper[D]ate [G]tale
I [G]speak of our [D]friends of [Em]nature, [C]trapped in the [D]dirt like a [G]jail
[G]Vegtables [D]live in oppre[Em]ssion, [C]served on our tables [D]each [G]night
This [G]killing of [D]veggies is [Em]madness, [C]I say we [D]take up the [G]fight
[D]Salads are only for [G]murderers, [D]cole slaw's a fascist reg[G]ime
[D]Don't think that they don't have [G]feelings, [C]just 'cause a radish can't [D]scream
Chorus:
[G]I've heard the [D]screams of the [Em]vegetables, [C]watching their skins being [D]peeled
[G]Grated and [D]steamed with no [Em]mercy, h[C]ow do you t[D]hink that f[G]eels?
[G]Carrot juice [D]constitutes [Em]murder, g[C]reenhouses prisons for s[D]laves
It's ti[G]me to stop [D]all this [Em]gardening, l[C]et's call a s[D]pade a s[G]pade.
I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower
(Chorus)
[Am]How low as people do [Em]we dare to stoop
[Fm]Making young broccolis [C]bleed in the soup
[Am]Untie your beans, un[Em]cage your tomatoes
Let [C]potted plants free, don't [D]mash that potato!
(Chorus)
--I welcome corrections if there are any to be made,--
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