I Will Never Be a Star Ylvis
STANDARD TUNING
No capo
Intro: G#m
Verse 1: G#m F# D#m G#m (4x)
[G#m] They're amazing, don't you thi[F#]nk?
[D#m] So incredibly tal[G#m]ented
[G#m] So many hits on YouTu[F#]be
[D#m] So many things to live up t[G#m]o
[G#m] They're amazing, don't you thi[F#]nk?
[D#m] My two older brothe[G#m]rs
[G#m] They've had a wonderful care[F#]er
[D#m] But I was never asked to join t[G#m]hem
Refrain 1: E D#m F# (2x)
Oh G[E]od, h[D#m]ow can it be[F#]?
Those [E]a**holes did n[D#m]ot ask me[F#]?
Chorus 1: E G#m F# (4x) then G#m
I will never be a st[E]ar[G#m] [F#]
I will never ever d[E]o a concert
[G#m] Never perform with an aud[F#]ience
I'll never stand alone on st[E]ag[G#m]e [F#]
I wouldn't have the n[E]erve to do it
[G#m] Guess I would f**k it up an[F#]yway
I will never be a st[G#m]ar
Verse 2: G#m F# D#m G#m (2x)
[G#m] I have some tricks up my[F#] sleeve
[D#m] How I wish that I can sh[G#m]ow them
[G#m] I spin a pen around my[F#] thumb
[D#m] And then I grab it with my [G#m]index
Refrain 2: E F# D#m G#m (2x)
[E]I want to show it
But [F#]I know I can't
Cause the l[D#m]ive audience
Gives me n[G#m]erves here I stand
I tr[E]emble, I sweat
Shivers r[F#]un down my spine
As I str[D#m]etch out my arm and prep[G#m]are
Chorus 2: E G#m F# (4x)
That's why I'll never be a st[E]ar[G#m] [F#]
I wouldn't know how to mo[E]ve my body
[G#m] I would be stiff as a traff[F#]ic light
I will never be a st[E]ar[G#m] [F#]
I wouldn't know how to t[E]op the chorus
[G#m] With lots of smoke going eve[F#]rywhere
Bridge: E G#m F# (2x)
Ok, listen up everyone!
I know you enjoyed my pen trick
And it's real easy, you can learn it too
Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"
That's what I did!
Outro: E G#m F# (2x) then G#m
I will never be a st[E]ar[G#m] [F#]
You better beli[E]eve it
'Cause I me[G#m]an it
I will nev[F#]er be
I will never be a st[G#m]ar
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