If I Had My Druthers The Woodbox Gang
Band: Woodbox Gang
VERSE 1
Donā??t y[G]ou go motherf**kering me boys
Donā??t y[C]ou go motherf**ke[G]ring me
Donā??t y[G]ou go motherf**kering me boys
Donā??t y[A]ou go motherf**ke[D]ring me
[G]Well Iā??ll tell you my brother an[G7]d all of you others
If [C]I had my druthers I[A]ā??d be c**ks**kered
Donā??t y[G]ou go motherf**kering me boys
Donā??t y[D]ou go motherf**ke[G]ring me
VERSE 2
Iā??ll be strangled and stripped Iā??ll be wet noodle whipped
Donā??t you go motherf**kering me
Iā??ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Donā??t you go motherf**kering me
Iā??ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
Iā??ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Donā??t you go motherf**kering me boys
Donā??t you go motherf**kering me
VERSE 3
Iā??ll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Donā??t you go motherf**kering me
Iā??ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Donā??t you go motherf**kering me
Iā??ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
Iā??ll hold the load of a horny toad
Donā??t you go motherf**kering me boys
Donā??t you go motherf**kering me
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