The Ballad of Billy John Trevor Moore
The main chords are Bb, D# and Gm. I recommend using barre chords
[Bb]Billy John was a simple man, worked in the [D#]fields most his[Bb] life
He provided for his w[Gm]ife and kids and left his dr[D#]eams on the s[Bb]ide
One day when the kids left home billy pi[D#]cked up his gu[Bb]itar
It had been awh[Gm]ile but his fingers still k[D#]new how to reach the h[Bb]eart
He played a song about life and love, his h[D#]opes and reg[Bb]rets
Then with a little pro[Gm]blem from the Mrs. he p[D#]ut it on the in[Bb]ternet
When the views started pouring in, tears of j[D#]oy started to f[Bb]all
Then they scrolled to the co[Gm]mment section and t[D#]his is what they s[Bb]aw
Chorus:
[Bb] Eat a bag of sh*t cuntface
[D#] Go blow your f**king dad[Bb]
This sh*t just raped my ears never heard no[D#]thin so [Bb]bad
I hope you f**[Gm]king die
And I h[D#]ope you get a[Bb]ids
You should just k[Gm]ill yourself
You're a f[D#]ag
Lol g[Bb]ay
[Bb] Billy's wife watched her husband as he shru[D#]gged and tried to sm[Bb]ile
He put his gu[Gm]itar away and stopped and st[D#]ared at it for a[Bb]while
She knew he felt like a fool and he'd n[D#]ever play ag[Bb]ain
So she turned on her w[Gm]ebcam and her m[D#]essage b[Bb]egan
She said:
[Bb] The man you've hurt tonight, I've wat[F]ched for 35 years
[Gm] He's got a kind and gentle soul and thanks to y[F]ou
That soul is in tears
And the people said:
[Bb] Shut the f**k up fatty
[D#] Show us your tits
[Bb] One out of ten I wouldn't bang
I bet she'd t[D#]ry to eat your dick[Bb]
You should go get steri[Gm]lized
So that you c[D#]ant have k[Bb]ids
Then they photoshopped a bu[Gm]nch of pictures of [D#]her covered in j[Bb]izz
Well the v[Bb]ideo went viral
Huh, f[D#]ifty-seven million h[Bb]its
Billy John's wife b[Gm]ecame a meme [D#]on the in[Bb]ternet
They played the clip on cnn and read tw[D#]eets about her we[Bb]ight
Cause I guess thats the s[Gm]orta thing that the n[D#]ews does now[Bb]adays
Billy John and his wife did nothing w[D#]rong, and they weren't d[Bb]umb
They just hadnt [Gm]paid attention to w[D#]hat we'd all be[Bb]come
[Bb] But a couple weeks later, after avo[D#]iding it for some[Bb]time
A broken down and ch[Gm]anged Billy John finally w[D#]ent back o[Bb]nline
[Bb] He found a page of a blogger, still ma[F]kin' fun of his wife
[Gm] He signed up, made an account and th[F]is is what he typed
[Bb] Eat a bag of sh*t cuntface
[D#] Go blow your f**king dad[Bb]
Your sh*t just raped my eyes, never r[D#]ead nothin' so [Bb]bad
[Bb]I hope you f*[Gm]*king die
And I h[D#]ope you get ai[Bb]ds
And the world lost a B[Gm]illy John and it ga[D#]ined more of the s[Bb]ame
End on Bb
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