Rum Is the Reason Toby Keith
I heard Davey Cr[A]ockett had a pint in his pock[D]et, Good whiskey at the A[E]lamo[A]
Now that Pancho Villia had a [D]jug of Tequila when he w[E]alked the streets of old Mex[A]ico
[F#m]While Blackbeard was fleecing around the [A]hurricane season, h[D]e didn't quit because of a [E]girl
Yeah, [D]rum is the reason [E]pirates never ruled the [A]world
[A]While Russia was brawling, I [D]bet that Old Stalin was c[E]alling for a vodka [A]martini
[A]While the world waited in fear, Old [D]Hitler drank beer from a [E]stein, eating sauerkraut and [A]weenies
[F#m]Yeah, down through the ages as they [A]turned through the pages, they [D]couldn't drink their diamonds and [E]pearls
No, [D]rum is the reason [E]pirates never ruled the [A]world
[D]I ain't getting much done but I'm having fun [E]sailing on the deep blue sea
[D]My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the [E]sun sinking down on me
[F#m]My catch of the day is a [A]tall Cuba libra [D]chased down with a 12 oz [E]curl
Yeah, [D]rum is the reason [E]pirates never ruled the [A]world
[D]I ain't getting much done but I'm having fun [E]sailing on the deep blue sea
[D]My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the [E]sun sinking down on me
[F#m]My catch of the day is a [A]tall Cuba libra [D]chased down with a 12 oz [E]curl
Yeah, [D]rum is the reason I [E]guess..
Hey, [D]rum is the reason [E]pirates never ruled the [A]world
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