The Coming Home Party Tiny Tim
[Verse]
[Dm]I used to be the first to laugh
When Mrs. Jennings took a bath
And left the window open for the [E]neighbors
But [Em]had we looked, we might have seen
That she was really [Dm]very clean
And [E]given her the credit of her [F#]labors[B]
[Cborus]
And Mr. [E]Jennings, where was he?
The man that [A]we had asked to see
And [E]who were we to think that it was [B]funny
When as she [E]raised her glass she said she wasn't [A]sure
He might be dead, or [B]somewhere making love to all his [E]money
[Verse]
She [Dm]held her breath expectantly
While everybody stared at me
As I approached to greet Miss Mary [E]Blooming (hello)
I [Em]tweaked her nose and kissed the tip
I wiped the powder from my lip
And [E]just because I did, it left her [F#]fuming[B]
[Cborus]
I almost [E]gave myself away when Captain [A]Graves came up to say...
[E]Glad to see me home and he was [B]tickled
And now I'm [E]sure I had excused the way I [A]used to be abused
[B]It was worth it all to see him [E]tickled
Ha ha ha! He he he! Ooh!
[Verse]
[Dm]The atmosphere was getting thick, the guy beside me looking sick
I would've helped, at least I thought I ought [E]to
He [Em]flashed me an appearing grin, I stopped and took the feeling in
I [E]wasn't sure, but something told me [F#]not to[B]
[Cborus]
I knew I [E]couldn't take much more, I started [A]making for the door
And [E]as I passed my date, I let her [B]kiss me
I grabbed my [E]coat and stepped outside
I stuck my [A]thumb out for a ride
De[B]parting knowing they would never [E]miss me
(Nighty night, little angels! Nighty night.)
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