Drunk by Noon The Handsome Family
A G D x2
[D]
There o[A]nce was a poodle who th[G]ought he was a c[D]owboy
But he l[A]ived in a cage the s[G]ize of his th[D]umb
And th[A]ough his white horse was a b[G]ox of t[D]oothpicks
He g[A]alloped around until h[G]it by a c[D]ar
[D]
And s[A]ometimes I flap my a[G]rms like a h[D]ummingbird
J[A]ust to remind myself [G]I'll never f[D]ly
S[A]ometimes I burn my a[G]rms with c[D]igarettes
J[A]ust to pretend I won't scr[G]eam when I d[D]ie
[D]
If my l[G]ife was as long as the m[D]oon's
I'd st[G]ill be jealous of the s[D]un
If my l[G]ife lasted only one d[D]ay
I'd st[Em]ill be dr[G]unk by n[D]oon
[D]
A G D x4
[D]
And s[A]ometimes I can't wait to c[G]ome down with c[D]ancer
At le[A]ast then I'll get to watch [G]TV all d[D]ay
A[A]nd on my deathbed I'll g[G]et all the [D]answers
Even [A]if all my questions are t[G]aken aw[D]ay
[D]
If my l[G]ife was as long as the m[D]oon's
I'd st[G]ill be jealous of the s[D]un
If my l[G]ife lasted only one d[D]ay
I'd st[Em]ill be dr[G]unk by n[D]oon
I'd st[Em]ill be dr[G]unk by n[D]oon
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