Kielbasa Tenacious D
[KG:] Dude, we gotta f**kin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.
Intro and verse: (I love ya, baby...)
[G] [F] [C]
E]-----------------------------------------| B]---------------------------1---1-1-1-----| G]------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0--0h2-0-2-0-----| D]------0-------0-0-------0--3---3-3-0h2---| A]-----------------------------------3-----| E]--3-3------------------------------------|
[G] [F] [C]
E]----------------------------------------| B]------------------------------1---1-1-1-| G]---------------3(b)-0-3(b)-0--0h2-0-2-0-| D]-0-0h2p0-------0----0-0----0--3---3-3-0h2 A]--------3-----------------------------3-| E]-----------3-3--------------------------|
End intro and end verse: (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform)
[G] [F] [C]
E]----------------------------------------| B]------------------------1---1-1---------| G]------------------------0h2-0-0---------| D]------------------------3---3-0h2-------| A]--------2-2h3-2-0-2-----------3---------| E]------3-------------3-1-----------------|
[G] I love ya, baby, but [F]all I can [C]think about is
[G] Kielbasa sausage, your [F]butt cheeks is [C]warm.
[G] I check my dipstick, you [F]need lubri[C]cation, honey.
[G]My kielbasa sausage has just [F]got to per[C]form.
Now, get it on!
[G] [Solo] (I[F]'m n[C]ot goo[G]d enough [F]to t[C]ab it out.)
[G] I see you walkin', but [F]all I can [C]think about is
[G] Dianetics, your [F]butt cheeks is [C]warm.
[G] I check my dipstick, you [F]need lubri[C]cation, honey.
[G]My kielbasa sausage has just [F]got to per[C]form.
Now, [F]I've been set [C]loose-ah,
I'm [F]shooting my [C]juice-ah,
Right [F]in your [C]caboose. Now, f**kin' get it on!
[G] [Solo] [F] [C] Now, get it on.
[G] [End of sF]olo] [C] Get it on!
[G] [IntF]erlu[C]de-kin[G]da-thing] [F] [C]
[G] Dianetics cure ya much better than [F]Krishna,[C]
[G] Dianetics cure ya much better, indeed[F],[C]
[G] And all you people here, you're tre[F]mendous
(except the [C]people in the middle,)
[G] And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed[F]
With me,[C] me and K[G]G.
All right![F] [C]
Oh yeah[G],
All right![F] Oh my G[C]od!
All the [G]ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon,[F] you muthaf**ka[C] say a prayer (prayer),
When ya [G]fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You mutha[F]f**ka, ho, you[C] muthaf**ka,
You know what time[G] it is?[F] [C]
Tenacious [Em]D time, you muthaf**ka, go![F]
f**k [G]yeah![C] [Em] [F]
[G] Yeah,[C] yeah[Em]![F]
[G] [C] [Em] [F]
G (Build it then end with a accent on it)
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