Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus Screeching Weasel
[ A / E / D ] x4
[Verse]:
[A]Jeannie's having [D]problems with her [A]ova[E]ries
She's got [A]trouble [D]with her [E]tubes
If you [A]go past her va[D]gina and her [A]cervix you will [E]find
A com[A]pletely [D]empty [E]room
[Cborus]:
Cause [A]Jeannie's got a [G]problem with her uterus
Her uterus is [D]useless
[A]Jeannie's got a [G]problem with her uterus
Her uterus is [D]useless
[Verse]:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive
[Repeat Cborus]
[A]Jeannie isn't [D]ovu[E]lating, [A]Jeannie isn't [D]ovu[E]lating
[A]Jeannie isn't [D]ovu[E]lating [A]now[E] [D]
No [A]simple yeast or bladder in[E]fection could compare
To the [G]pain that Jeannie's [D]going through this [A]year
Her husband's sperm was studied and [E]swiftly passed the test
Now [G]Jeannie's ope[D]ration must co[A]mmence
E G A(12th)
Artificial insemination can't
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
[ A / E / D ] x4
[Verse]:
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills
[Repeat Cborus twice]
[End on A]
Lead
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...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
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Now Jeannie's operation must commence
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Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't
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Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!
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