Closer to Heaven Rodney Crowell
[D]I donā??t like hummus[A], I hate long lines
[C]Nosey neighbors [G]and Venetian blinds
[D]Chirpy news anchors [A]alter my mood
[C]Iā??m offended by buzzwords[G] like awesome and dude
[D]I look like a train wreck [A]I feel like a blob
[C]Til you get to know me y[G]ou may think Iā??m a snob
But Iā??[D]m closer t[A]o heaven tha[A6]n Iā??ve e[D]ver been
I donā??t eat sushi I donā??t smoke grass
I donā??t wear pajamaā??s I donā??t drive fast
I hate idle gossip and wing tip shoes
Slick politicians give me the blues
I donā??t like limoā??s I donā??t play golf
I donā??t own a rifle that will blow your head off
But Iā??m closer to heaven than Iā??ve ever been
Iā??[Bm]m riding th[D]e wave fro[Bm]m cradle t[D]o grave
Iā??[Bm]m learning t[D]o feel m[G]y hands on th[A]e wheel
I love my friends I love my wife
My four little babies are the light of my life
I love Sissy Spacek I love Guy Clark
All the biscuits and gravy I can eat with a fork
I donā??t want to be famous who gives a damn
I just want to be happy wherever I am
And Iā??m closer to heaven than Iā??ve ever been
Iā??m closer to heaven than Iā??ve ever been
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