Mean Old Man Rick Moranis
Mean Old Man
written by Rick Moranis
3/9/06
INTRO: D
I ain't from [A]nowhere near [D]Kentucky
No right to [A]sing them southern [D]blues
I'm from [A]Toronty snowy [D]city
[E7] [A] [G] [D] [A/]
Don't get no [A]high from Blue Ridge [D]Mountains
I don't get no [A]buzz from Bowlin' [D]Green
After a [A]long day on the [D]golf course
I like to [E7]take a little [A]steam[G] [D] [A/]
CHORUS:
That mean [A]old man who gives the [D]plaitzas
Hot foamy [A]eucalyptus [D]leaves
He hits so [A]hard my skin is [D]burning
Well you should [E7]see the welts he [A]leaves[G] [D] [A/]
That mean old [D]man
N/C D
That mean old man
They wanna [A]play a little [D]poker
Promise me [A]I won't lose my [D]shirt
Well every [A]mensch, a Cuban [D]smoker
I can't sit [E7]down my butt still [A]hurts[G] [D] [A]
That mean old [D]man
CHORUS
That mean old [A]man, he's here on [D]Sundays
And that's when [A]all the regulars [D]show
Turn up the [A]heat, these are the [D]fun days
Hey it's my [E7]turn, I gotta [A]go[G] [D] [A]
That mean old [D]man
CHORUS
N/C D A/
That mean man
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