Douchebag Patent Pending
Hey dude, we get[A] it, you're cooler th[D]an us
[E]You drove your father's El Camino while we a[F#m]ll took the bus
There was a [A]time, there was a place when you meant s[D]omething to me
But time ha[E]s shown and now I know that we were [F#m]wrong and you will always be
A pri[A]ck
A fake, your parents' gr[D]eatest mistake
You're the h[E]eight of all douche-baggery, it's too[F#m] much to take
But d[A]amn you look so cool in ste[D]el-point shoes
And when you'[E]ve got so much ed hardy it must be h[F#m]ard for you to choose
Cause you're your [D]own biggest f[E]an and the only o[A]ne you've got[F#m]
No[D]body think it's c[E]ool when you [A]peel out in the p[F#m]arking lot
[D]Of your high s[E]chool where you[A] graduated six yea[F#m]rs ago
D E (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
[A](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[D]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[E](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[F#m]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[A](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[D]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[E](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[F#m]ouchebag)
[A]Hey bro, we get it, your [D]style is sick
[E]I know cause you went shirtless in your pro[F#m]file pic
You took it o[A]ff while at a party to sho[D]w your tattoos
At[E] the beer pong table wher[F#m]e you never lose
Cause you're your [D]own biggest f[E]an and the only o[A]ne you've got[F#m]
No[D]body think it's c[E]ool when you [A]peel out in the p[F#m]arking lot
[D]Of your high s[E]chool where you[A] graduated six yea[F#m]rs ago
D E (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
[A](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[D]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[E](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[F#m]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[A](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[D]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[E](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[F#m]ouchebag)
[A]There's a nine in ten chance you've got a t[F#m]ribal tattoo
Girl says [D]damn that boy can dance, now he's a [E]rival to you
Hit the be[A]ach but never swim wearing [F#m]jeans in the gym
In to ever[D]y club you go it's fou[E]rloko, fourloko
Take a prot[A]ein shake with a jage[F#m]r bomb shot
Tell your [D]best friend Blake you think his mothe[E]r is hot (his mother is hot)
Drinkin[A]g Jose all day par[F#m]ty in here
[Dm]You drink mad beers
Every[D] night I pray [E]to God that you [A]never reprodu[F#m]ce
The [D]last thing tha[E]t we need on this[A] earth is someo[F#m]ne like you
It's [D]not high school,[E] man, you gr[A]aduated six [F#m]years ago
D E (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
[A](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[D]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[E](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[F#m]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[A](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[D]ouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
[E](douche, douche, douche, douche, d[F#m]ouchebag)
[A]Dude! (Dude!)
[F#m]I'm not your [D]bro
(I'm not your bro)
[A]Dude! (Dude!)
[F#m]I'm not your b[D]ro-o-o-o
[A]Dude! (Dude!)
[F#m]I'm not your b[D]ro
(I'm not your bro)
[A]Dude! (Dude!)
[F#m]I'm not your b[D]ro-o-[Dm]o-o
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