The Blank Husband Epidemic of Montreal
| F | A# | A | B | E |
[G#] [C#]
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
[A] [E] [G] [A]
who hated his job and hated his life
[F#m]
so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
[B]
off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life
[F#m]
he couldn't silence the ever present thought
[B]
"i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man"
[Emaj7]
and his heart was blank
[Amaj7]
don't we know what blank people are good for
[B] [Amaj7] [B]
what they are good for
[G#] [C#]
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
[A] [E] [G] [A]
who just couldn't escape or catch a break
[F#m]
so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic
[B]
because he hated his bike and he hated his life
[F#m]
his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge
[B]
he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man
[Emaj7]
and his heart was blank
[Amaj7]
don't we know what blank people are good for
[B] [Amaj7] [B]
what they are good for
[E] [F#m] [G#m] [G]
until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline
[A] [A7] [D7] [B7]
and she must have made a stunning first impression
[E] [F#m] [G#m] [G]
because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline
[A#] [Cm]
but my Auntie didn't care
[F] [A#]
she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere
[A] [B] [E]
by god they're everywhere
[G#] [C#]
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
| A | E |
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