The Birmingham Ho Morten Abel
I met this girl [Em]in a Birmingham taxi[D]
I got it first, but she slipped in before me
[C]Just as I was telling her, hey this is[D] mine 'ho
She already told the cab driver where to go
[G]Me I always show respect for the[Em] ladies
I sat back and let her[C] have it her way
[D]So good lord sees me through darkness and light
I tell you what I remembered from that night
[Em]I'm hungry, do you fancy a little something to eat? [D]
I can't go on forever on Cognac and weed
[C]But she was already on the way down in the seat [D]
I tried to stop her, or maybe I didn't
[G]So there I was in a strange situation
[Em]The chauffeur said I can drop you [C]off at the station
I said n[D]o man, no don't
I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road
You don't [Em]have to be gay to make a [D]friend feel good O[C]K
No, you don't ha[Am]ve to be gay to make a [G]friend feel good OK[Bm] [C]
You don't [D]have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
[Em]Two hours later, she was still at it[D]
The driver had to refill gasoline and sh*t
[C]Baby baby, introduce yourself
[D]What's your name, girl?
My name is[G] Fred
Fred?
Fred, yeah
[Em]Fred, a'what a'[C]what did you say?
[D]Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay
Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay
You don't [Em]have to be gay to make a [D]friend feel good O[C]K
No, you don't ha[Am]ve to be gay to make a [G]friend feel good OK[Bm] [C]
You don't [D]have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
So what[G]ever kind of trouble you might get yourself into[D]
Just th[C]ink of me that night and what I went through[D]
I thought it was [G]Helen or Marie or whatever, giving me head[D]
Until I r[C]ealised it was this dude called Fred ...[D] Hello
And that was a Birmingham H[G]o
Hey, ho hey, h[D]o hey
And that was a Birmingham [G]Ho
Hey, ho hey, ho he[D]y, ho hey
Take it away now..
Em (Her kan du strengt tatt holde (Em) hele veien frem til refrenget,
men vers grepene funker ogsa greit)
Hold on a minute, that's bullsh*t
You told me it was a microphone
And you wanted me to sing in it
I have a lot of friends and I do lots of things for them
I don't think it's me, I think it's you that have a problem
So zip up and try to be a gentleman
I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them
So zip up and try to be a gentleman
So zip up and try to be a gentleman
You don't [Em]have to be gay to make a [D]friend feel good O[C]K
No, you don't ha[Am]ve to be gay to make a [G]friend feel good OK[Bm] [C]
You don't [D]have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
You don't [Em]have to be gay to make a [D]friend feel good O[C]K
No, you don't ha[Am]ve to be gay to make a [G]friend feel good OK[Bm] [C]
You don't [D]have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK
And that was a Birmingham H[G]o
Hey, ho hey, h[D]o hey
And that was a Birmingham [G]Ho
Hey, ho hey, ho he[D]y, ho hey
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