Going to Bed Now Modern Baseball
Tuning: Standard
[G]What do you give someone
[Bm]Who's already got one of every[Em]thing you thought would [C]be the perfect
[Em]Accoutrement to [C]their unnerving [G]tem[C]pera[D]ment?
[G]Attentio[C]n[G]
What could a [G]lowly peasant being like my[Bm]self
Offer a perfect pleasant [Em]savior of hu[C]manity
The red[Em]eemer of us [C]sickly, sinning [G]hillbillies?[D]
[G]Attention[C] [Asus4] [G/B]
[C]Just one more [D]resounding [Em]stab at all the others
You've almost blown your [D]cover
But your [C]traps don't stick
One more [D]bottle should do the trick
Discreetly [Em]cleansing the remnants of every d[D]isdainful quip
[C]You found no [D]escape route
But I [G]know you [G/F]well e[Em]nough to hate you [C]now
It's too bad you [Am/C]haven't figured that out
[G] [-] [C] [-] [D] [-] [C]
[G]What do you call someone
[Bm]Who calls you out on DI[Em]Y ethics you [C]don't embody
[Em]As he drains his [C]dad and mommy's [G]monthly data [D]plan?
[G]An a**hole[C]
With an [G]iPhone
[G]I'll admit, I'm in the [Bm]same boat
Caught between my [Em]adolescent safety net
And [C]where the world wants me [G]to be
But I never use [Asus4]that as an excuse
To [Em]treat my friends the [C]way that you treat me
[Em] [-] [Em/Eb] [-] [C]
[Em] [-] [D] [-] [G] [-] [Asus4]
D (quick) C5 - D5 - C5 - D5 - C5 - D5 - Eb5 - E5 - F5 - F#5 (etc)
^(this is done quickly just strum fast, while moving your fingers up the neck)
[C]Just one more [D]distorted, [Em]sad attempt at humor
From the jagged, bleeding [D]tumor in our [C]throat
Malignance at [D]best, and quick to ad[Em]dress yourself
As anything other than what we've [D]learned to ex[C]pect
D (Dead Strum)
The patron saint of Good God Damn
[G]I'll [G/F]kick myself to [Em]sleep
Before I shake that grimy, [C]dirty, crusted, arrogant [Cm]hand
So please leave my [G]house
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