Eddie the Eunuch Kris Kristofferson
Eddie the Eunuch
K. Kristofferson
INTRO: E
[E]Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
[E]Nasty as an old manâ??s nose
[E]Makin' believinâ?? he was evil
[E]Struttinâ?? in his mamaâ??s clothes
You know that [A]Eddie had a bad connection, baby
[A]Never had a chance to ball
[A]Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
[B7]Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now
CHORUS:
[A]Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic
[E]Suckin' like a super star
[A]Slicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time
[B7]Eddie what a thing you are, ooh[E]
You know that [A]Eddie makes a damn good livinâ??, baby
[A]Puttin' other people down
[A]Eddie couldnâ??t ever forgive them baby
[B7]â??Cause he wasnâ??t Jackson Browne, no but
CHORUS
[E]He's a climber
[E]All the way down to the gutter
[E]Probably stomp on his mother, yeah
[E]He ain't got no shame, boys
[E]But there's more to the game
[E]Like who to bless and who to blame, boys
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