Detachable Penis   King Missile

 
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 "I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was mising again,this happens


 the time


 its detachable"


 


 (Turn off phaser)


 

 
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 "This comes in handy alot of the time,


 I can leave it home when I think it will get me in trouble,


 or I can rent it out when I don't need it,


 but now and then i go to a party,


 and, for the life of me, can't remember what I did with it"


 


 (Phaser on)


 

 
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 "First I looked around the apartment,


 and then I couldnt find it,


 so i called up the place where the party was and they havn't seen it either,


 I told them to search the medacine cabnet,


 for some reason I leave it there somtimes, but not this time,


 so I told them if it pops up to let me know"


 


 (Turn off phaser)


 

 
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 "I called a few people that where at the party,


 but they where no help either,


 I was starting to get desprite,


 I really don't like being without my penis for to long,


 it makes me feel like less of a man,


 and I really hate having to sit down everytime I take a leak"


 


 (Phaser on)


 

 
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 "After a few hours of searching the house,


 and calling everyone i could think of,


 I was starting to get very depressed,


 so, I went to the Kia and ate breakfast,


 and as I walked down 32nd street,twords st. marks place,


 where they sell used books and other junk on the streets,


 


 (Turn off phaser)


 

 
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 "I saw my penis laying on a blanket next to a broken toaser oven,


 some guy was selling it,


 I had to buy it off him,


 He wanted $22 for it,


 but i talked him down to 17,


 I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on,


 


 (Phaser on)


 

 
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