High as Fuck Jon Lajoie
High as f**k
Jon Lajoie
Capo 4th Fret
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Intro:
[C] [C/B] [Am] [G] [F] [G] [C] [C/B]
[C]Have you ever watched [C/B]the sun go do[Am]wn?
And you're thinkin about the [G]world spinning round
[F]Have you ever been [G]high as f*[C]*k?[C/B]
[C]Your in the bathroom [C/B]mirror talking to [Am]yourself
and your dog's looking [G]at you like you need help
[F]Have you ever been [G]high as f*[C]*k?[C/B]
[C]Then you feel your [C/B]heart pumpin really [Am]fast
And your convinced that your [G]gonna have a heart attack
[F]have you ever been [G]high as f*[C]*k[C/B]
[C]you close your eyes and [C/B]you're on a chicken [Am]farm
the only problems that the [G]chickens have human arms
[F]you say thats f**ked [G]up , why do the [C]chickens have [C/B]human arms?
[C]you need snacks so you [C/B]walk to the corner [Am]store
but your scared because you [G]think they will know your high
[F]so you walk around the [G]block to buy some t[C]ime.[C/B]
[C]You finally deci[C/B]de to go in the [Am]store
but your so high you don't know [G]why your there anymore
[F]so you just buy a pack of [G]gum and get the hell out of [C]there.[C/B]
(BRIDGE)
[Am]your walk home and [C/B]your mouth is [C]dry[C/B]
[Am]you should have bought some juice and snacks
but you [C/B]were to h[C]igh
[Am]thinkin bout [C/B]ketchup [C]chips[C/B]
[Am]and for some reason. the [C/B]game ba[C]ttle ship[C/B].
[C]and you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were kid
and then how as we get older we forget how to play,and just to enjoy our selves
so you say "guess what I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine.
and I'm Gonna try to kill a porcupine with the baseball bat"
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine
so you go on Ebay and you do a search
but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say you know what world
you got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
[C]you ever eat a whole [C/B]bag of cracke[Am]rs
that were so old that they [G]weren't crispy anymore?
[F]have you ever been [G]high as [C]f**k?
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