Talking Turkey Electric Six
You get the hote[G]l,
[Em7]I'll get the box of wine.
[G]No sadder words had been spoken,
[Em7]Since the dawn of time.
When [D]we were y[C]oung,
We never t[Am7]hink that it will c[Em7]ome to this,
Because you o[C]nly get one s[Am7]hot;
I took my s[Em7]hot and missed.
[G]She said "You just keep it still love,
[Em7]I'll get the cameras going".
[G]I'm still amazed at the things I do,
[Em7]To keep my debts from growing.
She sa[D]ys "We'v[C]e got some sort of[Am7] symbiotic r[Em7]elationship",
And for our pu[C]rposes,
She s[Am7]ays she finds me [Em7]well equipped.
[G](She's barkin' up my t[Em7]ree),
(And bo[D]uncin' on my k[C]nee).
Like some sort of Buddha-baby!
[G](She's a talkin'[Em7] turkey),
(Sm[D]okin' my je[C]rky).
[Am7]I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin',
[D]Build some more shelves cause we're g[C]onna keep stockin',
W[Am7]e can talk turkey till the tu[Em7]rkey starts talkin' to me! [G]
[F]Her stomach's bi[Am7]gger than my e[G]yes!
(Happy Thanksgiving, baby!)
[F]She smothers [Am7]me inside;
[C]This time I da[D]ren't forget the gr[Em7]avy.
[Em7]
[G]She says "I'll just freshen up now,
[Em7]I'm expecting some more friends".
And [G]it's becoming clear to me,
There's more [Em7]filth around the bend.
[D]She said I'm t[C]oo functioning fo[Am7]r her kind of in[Em7]ternet,
And she a[C]lways gets eve[Am7]rything that she sets o[Em7]ut to get.
[G](She's te[Em7]aching birds and bees),
[D](And always pushin'[C] me).
Like a leather monstrosity!
[G](She's a talkin' turkey),
[Em7](Smoking the jerky).
[C]Better get the door 'cause I h[Am7]ear your friends knocking,
[D]Turn around sister and ju[C]st keep walking.
[Am7]We can talk turkey till the [Em7]turkey is talking to m[G]e!
Talking to me!
[F]She's shaking [Am7]her thighs!
[G](You know how to treat a lady),
[F]She smothers [Am7]me and dies!
[C]Happy Thanksgiv[D]ing, baby[Em7],
Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
Happy Thanksgiving, baby!
Baby.
Important: The song above is NOT stored on the Chordie server. The original song is hosted at www.azchords.com. Chordie works as a search engine and provides on-the-fly formatting. Chordie does not index songs against artists'/composers' will. To remove this song please click here.
