Weekend in Amsterdam Christy Moore
When we got our [C]redundancy, myself and the boys went on the spree
[G]A brand new passport in my hand as we [C]took off for The [F]Netherland
[C]Myself, Dinny, O'Dwyer and Scut, at Schiphol we were all half cut
[G]We opened up the duty-free, the [C]red lemonade and [F]brandy
[C]And we jumped on board a tram
[C]Oh The Weekend that we [G]spent in Amster[C]dam
[C]Our first stop was the coffee shop, in we went and we all sparked up
[G]Hashish from Pakistan, [C]Morocco, Nepal and the [F]Lebanon
[C]All the boys was rollin' joints, they forgot to drink their pints
[G]The water pipe came bubblin' around, t[C]ook one pull and [F]hit The ground
[C]Lads wake him if you can
[C]Oh The Weekend that we [G]spent in Amster[C]dam
[C]Then we went to The Blarney Stone, Paddy Wynne had The Leinster Final on
[G]The Lily Whites and The Boys in Blue, [C]the Taytos and Ma[F]jors
[C]Over to Mulligan's for the night, the bar was leppin' And the band was sh*te
[G]De Burgh, De Bono and De Wolfe Tones'til [C]Dinny grabbed The [F]microphone
[C]And gave us Van The Man
[C]Oh The weekend that we [G]spent in Amster[C]dam
[C]Then Macker sez while we're here we'll go and have a look at The kinky gear
[G]I said a quiet prayer I wouldn't [C]bump into anyone from [F]Kildare
[C]Big dildos, blow-up dolls, snap-on tools and hairy Balls
[G]Vibrators, whips and chains and [C]zips and fanny [F]ticklers
[C]God between us and all harm
[C]Oh The Weekend that we [G]spent in Amster[C]dam
[C]Then we went for a midnight walk, all our eyes were out On stalks
[G]Gay bars, bordellos, m[C]odels in the windows [F]with no Clothes
[C]Dinny he danced all night with a South American Transvestite
[G]Everything was goin' grand until [C]Dinny tried to [F]drop the hand...
[C]Pandemonium
[C]Oh The Weekend that we [G]spent in Amster[C]dam
[C]The bouncer she was 5' 10", Lowland Heavyweight Champion
[G]She hit Dinny an awful box, the boys r[C]an amok and Wreck[F]ed the shop
[C]We could hear the squad cars getting near, it's time Lads we were out of here
[G]Dinny pulled up his tights and we [C]disappeared in[F]to the Night
[C]All together now one by one
[C]Oh The Weekend that we [G]spent in Amster[C]dam
[C]Queen Beatrix she rides her bike, Rembrandt is hangin' Down in The Rijk
[G]Ajax, Heineken, Van Gogh, The [C]Gargle and The [F]Ghanja
[C]Monday morning we were all half cracked, we dived into The Kaisergracht
[G]They fished us out, hosed us down and [C]put us on the Plane to [F]Dublin
[C]Home to the Mammy again
[C]Oh The Weekend that we [F]spent in
[C]Oh The Weekend that we [F]spent in
[C]Oh The Weekend that we [G]spent in Amster[C]dam
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