Snooker Loopy Chas & Dave
...SNOOKER LOOPY... by Chas & Dave
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*Released 1986*
Intro:
[G] [C] [D] [G]
Chorus 1:
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we; [D7]me and him and [G]them and me.
[G] We'll show you what [C]we can do, with a [D7]load of balls and a [G]snooker cue.
[G] Pot the reds then,[C] screw back,
For the [D7]yellow, green, brown, blue, [G]pink and black.
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we;[D7] we're all snooker, loo-[G]py.
Verse 1:
Now [G]ol' Milo, as we all know's, got [D7]loadsa dappa [G]suits.
London bred and he keeps his head 'though he's [D7]got Italian [G]roots.
E-[A]motional, but he keeps his cool, '[E]till he reaches the [A]finals.
And [Bm]whether he wins, or whether he don't, "I [F#]always bite me [Bm]eye-[D]balls".
Verse 2:
Now [G]our friend Den; hours he spent, [D7]down the snooker [G]hall.
On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed,
At his [D7]skills with a snooker [G]ball.
And [A]them long shots, he never ever got, [E]why? the old mind [A]boggles.
But [Bm]nowadays, he pots the lot, "[F#]cos I wear these [Bm]gog-[D]gles".
Chorus 2:
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we; [D7]me and him and [G]them and me.
[G] We'll show you what [C]we can do, with a [D7]load of balls and a [G]snooker cue.
[G] Pot the reds then,[C] screw back,
For the [D7]yellow, green, brown, blue, [G]pink and black.
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we;[D7] we're all snooker, loo-[G]py.
Verse 3:
Now [G]Terry the taff, was born in a gaff, in the [D7]valleys of the land of [G]song.
And as the reds, he puts to bed, he [D7]likes to sing a-[G]long.
And [A]if I win, he says with a grin; "it can [E]only help me [A]can't it?"
I'll [Bm]celebrate; I'll buy another eight, "hair-[F#m]brushes, for me [Bm]bar-[D]net".
Verse 4:
Now [G]old Willy Thorne; his hair's all gone, and his [D7]mates all take the [G]rise.
His opponent said; "cover up his head, 'cos it's [D7]shining in my [G]eyes".
When the [A]light shines down, on his bare crown,
It's a [E]cert, he's gonna [A]walk it,
It's [Bm]just not fair giving off that glare;
"Per-[F#m]haps I ought to [Bm]chalk [D]it".
Chorus 3:
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we; [D7]me and him and [G]them and me.
[G] We'll show you what [C]we can do, with a [D7]load of balls and a [G]snooker cue.
[G] Pot the reds then,[C] screw back,
For the [D7]yellow, green, brown, blue, [G]pink and black.
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we;[D7] we're all snooker, loo-[G]py.
Verse 5:
Now [G]Steve last year, come very near, to [D7]winning the snooker [G]crown.
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut,
'Cos the [D7]black ball wouldn't go [G]down.
His [A]manager of all, said; "Sod that ball",
But it [E]helped him make his [A]mind up.
Now [Bm]he don't care who wins this year;
"'Cos he's [F#m]got the rest of us [Bm]signed [D]up".
Chorus 4:
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we; [D7]me and him and [G]them and me.
[G] We'll show you what [C]we can do, with a [D7]load of balls and a [G]snooker cue.
[G] Pot the reds then,[C] screw back,
For the [D7]yellow, green, brown, blue, [G]pink and black.
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we;[D7] we're all snooker, loo-[G]py.
Chorus 5:
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we; [D7]me and him and [G]them and me.
[G] We'll show you what [C]we can do, with a [D7]load of balls and a [G]snooker cue.
[G] Pot the reds then,[C] screw back,
For the [D7]yellow, green, brown, blue, [G]pink and black.
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we;[D7] we're all snooker, loo-[G]py.
Coda:
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we;[D7] we're all snooker, loo-[G]py.
[G] Snooker Loopy, [C]nuts are we;[D7] we're all snooker, loo-[G]py.
Outro:
[G] [C] [D] [G]
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