Old Lady Bigwig
[Verse 1]
(Play each chord change normally, palm-mute during the rest of the verse)
Tod[C]ay an old man w[G]alked up to me and s[F]aid: "I have trouble walk[C]ing"
C G F F* F F* F F*
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
Tod[C]ay an old man w[G]alked up to me and s[F]aid: "I have trouble s[C]eeing"
C G F F* F F* F F*
That's okay I can't complain
[Cborus]
(Play all chords normally, palm-mute G chord)
I'm still al[A]i-[F]i-[C]ive[D]
I'm still al[A]i-[F]i-[C]ive[G]
I'm still al[A]alala-l[F]alala-l[C]ive[D]
I'm still al[A]i-[F]i-[C]ive[G]
[Verse 1]
Tod[C]ay an old man w[G]alked up to me and s[F]aid: "I have trouble walk[C]ing"
C G F F* F F* F F*
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
Tod[C]ay an old man w[G]alked up to me and s[F]aid: "I have trouble s[C]eeing"
C G F F* F F* F F*
That's okay I can't complain
[Cborus]
I'm still al[A]i-[F]i-[C]ive[D]
I'm still al[A]i-[F]i-[C]ive[G]
I'm still al[A]alala-l[F]alala-l[C]ive[D]
I'm still al[A]i-[F]i-[C]ive[G]
[Verse 2]
[D]Since you've crashed my c[C]ar
D C (palm-mute) C (strum once)
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same
[Breakdown]
(play during next verse)
[C] [G] [F] [F] [F] [F]
e|------------|------------|------------|------------| b|------------|------------|------------|------------| g|----5-------|------------|------------|------------| D|-------5----|----5-------|----3-------|----3-3-3---| A|-3-------3--|-------5----|-------3----|----3-3-3---| E|------------|-3-------3--|-1-------1--|----1-1-1---|
Tod[C]ay on the wr[G]ong side of the[F] road[F] [F] [F]
An old l[C]ady, she crashed my [G]car, she was about [F]80 years old, that's r[F]ight[F].[F]
And she said: "S[C]on, I'm so s[G]orry 'bout your car, but I've really bad e[F]yes."[F] [F] [F]
And she said: "S[C]on, just be l[G]ucky that you're still al[F]ive."
N.C. (Pickslide)
You know what she said, guys? f**k you, Tom!
C G F (palm-mute this last line)
She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive."
[Bridge]
A big f**k y[C]ou, you crashed my c[G]ar! Four y[F]ears of work in a junkyard
F (palm-mute)
Be lucky you're still alive!
f**k y[C]ou, you crashed my c[G]ar! Four y[F]ears of work in a junkyard.
F (palm-mute)
Be lucky you're still alive!
[Bridge 2]
(Play normally first 2 times, palm-mute 3rd and 4th time, play normally 5th and 6th)
f**k y[C]ou! You sh[G]ouldn't be allowed to dr[F]ive!
C G F F* F F* F F*
f**k you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
f**k y[C]ou! You sh[G]ouldn't be allowed to dr[F]ive!
f**k y[C]ou! You sh[G]ouldn't be allowed t[F]o, to drive!
f*[C]*k! Y[G]ou! Sh[F]ouldn't be allowed to drive!
C G F F F* F F* F
f**k! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
[Ending riff]
[C] [C] [C] [C] [C] [C] [C] [C]
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