Garth Brooks Ruined My Life Tim Wilson
Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life
[A]What’s the big deal about Garth Brooks
What’s [D]he got that I ain’t [A]got
Except the biggest country album in history
And girls [E]screamin’ in the parkin’ lot
My [A]wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
Yeah she [D]thinks Garth’s number [A]one
And there’s even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks [E]over in Ire[A]land.
[D]I look better in a hat than he does
And [A]I got a lot more hair
I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain
And I’ve never had an Answered [E]Pray
[A]I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos
But my wife wouldn’t listen to [D]mine
[A]Now I’m singin’ to Friends in a place so Low
Garth [E]Brooks couldn’t even [A]find.
Garth [D]Brooks you better hope we never meet
Or [A]one of us is gonna get hurt
Yeah you’ll let go of that Longneck Bottle
If I choke you with a Garth Brooks [E]T-shirt
She has [A]taken down our weddin’ pictures
And put a poster of [D]you
And if you [A]name comes up again when she’s sleepin’
There’s [E]no tellin’ what I’ll [A]do.
Yeah we [D]went though this a few years ago
When she was [A]dreamin’ about George Strait
But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
I have grown to [E]hate
Brother you [A]look like a cowboy airport controller
With that ugly little micro[D]phone
Why don’t you [A]quite tryin’ to turn my wife away
And [E]leave my life [A]alone.
I sick of, [D]Garth [A]Brooks
D A (stop)
I’m tired of hearin’ about, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
I think I’ve had enough, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks
I hope his records sells like, [D]Garth [A]Brooks.
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