Linda Lovelace David Allan Coe
Well you can [G]talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps
You can [C]talk about your Hollywood fags
If [D]you wanna know the baddest m*********ker in the world
Then I’m the greatest lover al[G]ive.
[G]Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me
Be[C]fore she ever got rich
And [D]it would take the average man a day and a half
Just to satisfy that [G]b***h.
Why the [G]Queen of England gave me the key
To the [C]whole damn country of France
And [D]it only took me fifteen minutes
To get into her [G]pants.
Well I [G]f**ked ‘em all from coast to coast
Cause [C]honey that my bag
In [D]fact I’m the only man in the whole world
That could make Linda Lovelace [G]gag.
[G] [C]
[Dumm] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum]
[G] [D]
[Dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum]
[G] [C]
[Dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum]
Dum [G]dum dum [D]dum dum dum [G]dum.
Now it [G]ain’t that my dick so God damn big
Its [C]just I know how to use it
And [D]I’ll never let some nickel-dime w***e
Ever get the chance to [G]abuse it.
They can [G]suck it for hours and hours on end
But [C]I’ll still be in control
And [D]I won’t cum till I wanna cum
Cause that’s my jelly[G]roll.
Now [G]there ain’t no woman no match for me
I’ve [C]had ‘em try to wear me down
I’ve [D]f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks
I even f**ked a circus [G]clown.
[G]Teachers and lawyers, doctors
And Lord them [C]fat women sure are a drag
I [D]tell ya I’m the only m*********ker in the world
That can make Linda Lovelace [G]gag.
[G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [C] [G] [D] [G]
Why Old [G]Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams
When he [C]saw me f**k that w***e
She [D]sucked my dick swallowed my nuts
And I still hollered for [G]more.
She [G]sucked my a*****e she sucked my toes
She’s the [C]suckinest b***h alive
Well [D]I made her call up two more cunts
And friend that ain’t no ji[G]ve.
[G]She don’t give me know s**t
About [C]bein’ some big time lover
Some [D]movie star with a jag
Cause you ain’t s**t if you can’t get Linda Lovelace [G]gag.
[G]I don’t talk about bein’ no full time lover
Cause [C]mister that’s my bag
[D]I’m the only m*********ker in the damn world
That can make Linda Lovelace [G]gag.
[G] [C]
[Dumm] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum]
[G] [D]
[Dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum]
[G] [C]
[Dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum] [dum]
Dum [G]dum dum [D]dum dum dum [G]dum.
Take it boys.
[G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [C] [G] [D] [G]
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