I just found out yesterday that Linda goes to Mars Everytime I sit and look at pictures of used cars She'll turn on her radio and sit down in her chair And look at me across the room, as if I wasn't there Oh My stars! My Linda's gone to Mars Well I wish she wouldn't leave me here alone Oh My stars! My Linda's gone to Mars Well, I wonder if she'd bring me something home. Something, somewhere, somehow took my Linda by the hand And secretly decoded our sacred wedding band For when the moon shi (allcountrytabs.com)