Illegal Smile John Prine ILLEGAL SMILE - John Prine (Key of D) W[G]hen I woke up this m[D]orning, th[C]ings were lookin' b[G]ad S[C]eems like total si[G]lence is the on[D]ly fri[C]end I ha[G]ve A [D]bowl of oatmeal tr[C]ied to stare me do[G]wn... a[C]nd w[G]on And it was t[D]welve o'clock before I re[C]alized that I was ha[G]vin' n[C]o f[G]un Ah, but [D]fortunately [G]I have the key to e[C]scape r[D]eali[G]ty And you may s[C]ee me tonight with an il[G]legal smile It don't c[D]ost very much, (azchords.com)