Verse: If I made it through Christmas without smoking 'Til your parents went to bed If you made it through too Without sticking your nail scissors in my neck I'll buy you bras instead of pickled eggs Chocolate instead of chutney Good red wine instead of bad red wine Next time I remember your birthday Dripped onto your parents' carpet Bridge: The aath Chorus: I lght Verse: I m I listened to them But somehow slept sober Bridge: The aath Chorus: I lght I lght Trumpet solo in (guitaretab.com)
