Oxford Comma Vampire Weekend
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
[D]I've seen those English dramas [G]too
They're [D]cruel
[G]So if there's any other way
[D]To spell the word
It's fine with [G]me, with [D]me
[C]Why would you speak to [D]me that way
[G]Especially when I [D]always said that I
[C]Haven't got the [D]words for you
[G]All your diction [D]dripping with disdain
[C]Through the pain
I [D]always tell the [G]truth
[G]Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
[D]I climbed to Dharamsala [G]too
[D]I did
[G]I met the highest lama
[D]His accent sounded fine
to [G]me, to [D]me
[C]Check your handbook
[D]It's no trick
[G]Take the chapstick
[D]Put it on your lips
[C]Crack a smile
[D]Adjust my tie
[G]Know your boyfriend, [D]unlike other guys
[G]Why would you lie about [D]how much coal you have?
[G]Why would you lie about [D]something dumb like that?
[G]Why would you lie about [D]anything at all?
[G]First the window, [D]then it's to the wall
[C]Lil' Jon, he [D]always tells the [G]truth
[C]Check your passport
[D]It's no trick
[G]Take the chapstick
[D]Put it on your lips
[C]Crack a smile
[D]Adjust my tie
[G]Know your butler, [D]unlike other guys
[G]Why would you lie about [D]how much coal you have?
[G]Why would you lie about [D]something dumb like that?
[G]Why would you lie about [D]anything at all?
[G]First the window, [D]then it's through the wall
[G]Why would you tape [D]my conversations?
[G]Show your paintings
[D]At the United Nations
[C]Lil' Jon, he [D]always tells the [G]truth
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