Kielbasa Tenacious D
This is the lead acoustic guitar (Kyle Gass) version for Kielbasa. It's a technical
piece and needs a lot of work and concentration, but once you have learned the basic
intro riff, everything else will come together.
I have included the lyrics to the song to help you with the tab as a whole.
Skit: Tempo = 80
[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.
[G7] [C7] [A7]
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Intro: Tempo = 100
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Verse One
I love you baby
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but all I can think about is Kielbasa Sausage Your buttcheeks is warm
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I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
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Now get it on [Staccato tbese notes]
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Verse Two
I see you walking
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but all I can think about is Dianetics Your buttcheeks is warm
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I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey! My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
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Now I've been set loose-ah Right in your caboose...Now fucking get it on!
I'm shooting my juice-ah
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[Staccato tbese notes] Now get it on
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Get it on
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Dianetics junior much better than Krishna Dianetics junior much better indeed
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And all the people hear you tremendous
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And your smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed with me, me and KG Alright
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Oh yeah! Alright Oh my God
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All the ladies in the house say yeah-yeah (yeah)
Come on your motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer)
When you fight, you gotsta fight fair! (fair)
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You motherfucker, oh you motherfucker
You know what time it is!
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Outro
Tenacious D Time you motherfucker go!
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[E] [E] [E] [E] [F] [F] [F] [F] [F] [G] [G] [G] [G] [C] [C] [C] [C] [C] [E] [E] [E] [E] [F] [F] [F] [F] [F]
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[G] [G] [G] [G] [C] [C] [C] [C] [C] [E] [E] [E] [E] [F] [F] [F] [F] [F] [G] [G] [G] [G] [G] [G] [G] [G]
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End: [JB:] Dude, that was TNT.
G [NB]
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